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“And, it also says here,” Springer reads from the card, “that Ditto Heads all over the country believe in you. They think you’re the original angry white man ready to defend America from all things not white and male. 20 million Ditto Heads are in the dark about this peculiar behavior of yours. Tell me, Rush – tell my studio audience – tell America, do you think that you’ll lose Ditto Heads once they find out that you’ve been engaging in…what’s it called?”

“Liberal Causes,” Limbaugh says defiantly. “I don’t worry in the least bit. You’ve never seen a more loyal group of Americans than my Ditto Heads. They won’t get all bent out of shape over this. My minions will do whatever I tell them to do even when I tell them about me and Liberal Causes.”
“Yes,” Springer says, “Liberal Causes. You’ve been engaging in Liberal Causes and we have a surprise for you and for your Ditto Heads. My staff was able to locate Liberal Causes and she is in the green room and we’re going to bring her out right after this break.

Before the show eased into a commercial, the camera pans the green room. Liberal Causes, a mixed race woman, herself a composite of all the unfulfilled remains of the New Deal and the Great Society eras, is sitting in a chair with crossed, long, lovely legs. Desirable as she is, Liberal Causes have become increasingly unpopular in America over the last thirty years. She is always advocating things many Americans have become apathetic about. Liberal Causes is constantly begging for a universal government health care program. She nags about the damage done to the environment. Liberal Causes stands alone in America when it comes to being indignant about corporate corruption and the excesses of Wall Street. She pushes for things like a woman’s right to choose, a living wage for workers, gun control, an improved educational system, gay rights, all these things the loudest Americans have come to scorn.

Someone off camera in the green room tells Liberal Causes that she is on camera. She plays to the camera by standing up to reveal her bombshell shape, big bust and a prominent behind. Her skirt is revealing and she strikes a seductive pose as the camera moves in for a final close-up shot before the commercial. When the show resumes, it becomes clear that the prompt to bring Liberal Causes out was only a tease. Springer summarized the topic and walks over to where Limbaugh is seated.

Article Author: Horace Mungin

1968 was the year that I published my first boardside volume of poetry in a book entitled "Dope Huslter's Jazz." 1968 was the year that the world came into view and inaction was no longer possible for me. …

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