Like a crying baby awaiting a bottle or with a wet diaper drooping full and needing change, the right is whining again. They have it down to a science. Still smarting from November 4th’s thumping — word is they are retooling, trolling and trotting out actual ideas to be on par with lefty blogging fools. Imagine that, trying to beat the liberal masters at their own game? I don’t think so. But Heloise doesn’t care how many blogs the right blows up, one can’t catch fire after being burned — bring it!
For starters they can snoop. And sort out the damage done to the United Shambles of America. While anyone asking “what more wrong can the right do?” is verboten and testing the fates — it must be done. I want to know what Bush and pen are up to — don’t you?
The cabinet leaks from the Obama team are filling up the news pail. But Bush is giving Americans the business. Beside the many new “rules” Bush has penned before limping out of office January 19th, there are other things that need addressing and we don’t mean pardons. We mean the monkey business of making the beautiful ugly or the pristine prostituted to the cheers of the “dig, baby, dig” crowd now thanking Sarah Palin for being Sarah, while the left is thanking her for well, losing.
The left suggests that rather than creating an arsenal of “Right” blogs they create rationales for WTF went wrong with conservatism under Bush. Who hijacked the party plane? And what’s up with belief in a young god — called creationism for starters?
The steady diet of pro-life, pro-guns, pro-drilling and pro-war has produced potluck. They dine alone. Alone, because progressives know that stuffed moose does not go down well with the wine of anti-intellectualism served by flat earthers in Ford trucks. Voters are getting out of the way. They’ve seen this movie before and quickly erase it rather than listen to the overture that sounds a lot like “Bad Moon Rising.” In the old West the call was “take it outside” and inquires as to the weapon of choice. That’s old school. In 2008 the weapon of choice is clearly Weblogs over guns. The right is arming itself to the teeth these days with both. Is it really a question of who has bigger balls on the Web?