For those so inclined, there is an article that painstakingly, soberly, fascinatingly details a North Korea "on the verge of collapse," as "entering its death throes," a country whose children are 20% shorter and lighter than their contemporaries in South Korea after years of malnutrition, a country whose economy has been dying since the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991
This is not that article.
Instead I would rather talk about what an unhinged loony fuckwad "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il is. As his people starve, freeze, and prepare for the chaos of collapse, Kim is worried about their hair:
- The short-hair campaign actually was launched in October, but it reached new lengths Monday when state-run Central TV began ridiculing nonconformists as unhygienic, anti-socialist fools. It comes as North Korea's dictatorship struggles to tighten its control over information, monitor its population and dictate cultural tastes.
State TV even derided violators of the order by name and address, calling them "blind followers of bourgeois lifestyle," and exposing them to jeers from other citizens.
"We cannot help questioning the cultural taste of this comrade, who is incapable of feeling ashamed of his hair style," the station said Monday, showing a man identified as Ko Gwang Hyun, whose unkempt hair covered his ears.
"Can we expect a man with this disheveled mind-set to perform his duty well?" the announcer asked.
....Among the campaign's hairdos and don'ts: Hair must be kept no longer than two inches. The only exception is for older men, who are given an extra four-fifths of an inch to hide baldness.
The dictum claims that long hair hampers brain activity by taking oxygen away from nerves in the head.
North Korea's campaign does not mention any rules for women and gives no explanation as to why their long hair would not result in reduced brain activity.