Isabel Button disses New Jersey, home of baked ziti and the cannoli:
In New Jersey, mosquitos have their own lobby...
FYI, Isabel, in New Jersey mosquitos vote. The mosquito-American vote is vital, almost as active as the defunct-American vote. It is a real inspiration to watch the dead rise from their graves, election after election. Followed by the mosquito-Americans, of course. Very moving.








Article comments
1 - RJ
New Jersey mosquitos are wimps. Try hanging out by a lake (or even a retention pond) in Florida during the summer...now THOSE are some serious mosquitos! :)
2 - miriam
I've lived in Florida, where Mosquito Control has its own fleet of jetliners. In NJ, we just let them do their own thing.
Of course, they have to pay off the political parties, but who doesn't.