Isabel Button disses New Jersey, home of baked ziti and the cannoli:
In New Jersey, mosquitos have their own lobby...
FYI, Isabel, in New Jersey mosquitos vote. The mosquito-American vote is vital, almost as active as the defunct-American vote. It is a real inspiration to watch the dead rise from their graves, election after election. Followed by the mosquito-Americans, of course. Very moving.
Miriam is a recovering librarian and sometime writer who wrote a book about African American aviators and astronauts cleverly entitled, "Distinguished African American Aviators and Astronauts." She's kind of stuck back in the twentieth century.
Encyclopedia of New Jersey
The Encyclopedia of New Jersey is the most extensive reference work ever published on the Garden State. The Encyclopedia contains nearly 3,000 original articles, along with 585 illustrations and 130 ...
Article comments
1 - RJ
New Jersey mosquitos are wimps. Try hanging out by a lake (or even a retention pond) in Florida during the summer...now THOSE are some serious mosquitos! :)
2 - miriam
I've lived in Florida, where Mosquito Control has its own fleet of jetliners. In NJ, we just let them do their own thing.
Of course, they have to pay off the political parties, but who doesn't.