Lynne Lies About Her Sisters

Towards the end of the movie Seven, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman are driving Kevin Spacey out into the desert. They are detectives and Spacey is a confessed serial killer leading them to his final two victims’ bodies. It is a long drive and naturally they talk; an informal interrogation of the killer. Pitt asks Spacey at one point if he knows he is insane. He wonders if there is ever a point where Spacey stops and says to himself that it is amazing how insane he really is.

I wonder if those in Washington ever stop and say to themselves “Wow, it is amazing how big of a liar I really am!”

Democratic challenger Jim Webb is running in a nasty Senate race against Republian incumbent George Allen.  Webb is also an author of fiction. It appears that Webb wrote a book with a nasty scene in it involving a man, a boy and a sexual organ. It seems he also includes sex scenes in many other of his novels. These books have so upset the Second Lady that she told Wolf Blitzer on the Situation Room that she does not want her grandchildren to turn on the television set. "This morning, Imus was reading from the novels, and it — it's triple-X rated.”

What channel is Imus on? Oh yes, MSNBC. Why would her grandchildren be watching that channel exactly? Must we always hide behind the children for everything? We condem those we fight who use children as physical human shields, but how much better are those who use them as metaphorical shields?

In response to the GOP’s constant moral outrage at Webb’s works of fiction he has released a statement that points out that "In 1981, Vice President Dick Cheney's wife, Lynne, wrote a book called Sisters, which featured a lesbian love affair, brothels and attempted rapes."

While appearing on the Situation Room Wolf Blitzer decided to ask her about this accusation:

BLITZER: Did you write a book entitled Sisters?
CHENEY: I did write a book entitled Sisters.
BLITZER: It did have lesbian characters.
CHENEY: This — no, not necessarily. This description is a lie. I'll stand on that.

The book is out of print, but can still be found at Amazon.com. The back of the book quite clearly lays out the framework for a story of prostitution, rape, and lesbianism. It says “Waiting for Sophie was a world where women were treated either as decorative figurines or as abject sexual vassals...where wives were led to despise the marriage act and prostitutes pandered to husbands' hungers...where the relationship between women and men became a kind of guerilla warfare in which women were forced to band together for the strength they needed and, at times, for the love they wanted.”

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  • 1 - Nancy

    Oct 30, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    On the contrary, she should be held to account, because the GOP is using her as political spin; if she accepts being used in that context, and her opinions bruited about as condemning Webb, then she in turn becomes licensed political fodder, suitable for analysis, exposure, and attack. She's only exempt IF she stays out of the fight entirely. She didn't, so she's fair game.

  • 2 - handyguy

    Oct 30, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    Lynne Cheney has for many years had a ferocious voice as a outspoken cultural conservative, even before she was our least likable 2nd Lady. She can be even scarier than her husband. Besides having written a trashy novel that happens to include woman-to-woman romance, Lynne also has a rather famous lesbian daughter. And who can forget how the three of them pretended to be shocked and offended when John Kerry mentioned this in a debate. Awful people.

    It's always fun to watch hypocrites squirm, and when even a bland doorstop like Wolf Blitzer manages to make Lynne uncomfortable, we can all have a little chortle at least.

  • 3 - Nancy

    Oct 30, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    People like the Cheneys are sociopaths: they are incapable of shame or any other emotion having to do with honesty or empathy. It IS rather amazing to encounter a whole family of them, tho.

  • 4 - Peter J

    Oct 30, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    Na,
    people like them hang in bunches,
    kinda like bananas,
    which you could say are phallic,
    kinda like a Dick,
    who is Lynne Cheney's husband,
    who hangs around a Bush,
    who is a real pain in the ass,
    I was going somewhere with this but my meds kicked in

  • 5 - Dave Nalle

    Oct 30, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    But did the bearded gnome ask Lynne Cheney the key question - would she let her grandchildren read Sisters. If she answered 'no' to that question then she's perfectly within her rights to criticize Webb and/or Imus.

    Dave

  • 6 - Brad Schader

    Oct 30, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    Dave, I disagree with you, respectfully of course. She does not live in the state where Webb is running. She has zero interest in that race. She is not elected to any GOP position so she serves no function there either. This is purely a bored Washington wife sticking her nose in again. I have not been this pissed at the Political Spouse club since Tipper and her PMRC bullshyte.

  • 7 - Dave Nalle

    Oct 30, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    But as a fellow novelist doesn't she have a right to hold a literary opinion?

    Dave

  • 8 - Baronius

    Oct 30, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    To be fair, she may never have been elected, but she's been nominated by the president and confirmed by the Senate as chair of the National Endowment for the Humanities. She's not just a Washington wife.

    I'll admit that I'm a fan of Lynne Cheney, but I thought she destroyed Blitzer. He was insanely partisan, and she called him on it repeatedly. I saw the interview on CNN.com, labelled "Sex, Torture, and Children's Books" (not that CNN is framing the story or anything). They talked about CNN's "Broken Government" special (again, no bias there). He showed a tape from from a Webb statement on Washington Post Radio, and read from a DNSC press release. It was absurd.

  • 9 - Brad Schader

    Oct 30, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    Dave,
    A literary opinion yes. A political one? No.

    Bar,
    I do not know if she destroyed Wolf or the other way around. I am no fan of either one, but the fact remains she flat out lied. She is a hypocrite.

  • 10 - Dave Nalle

    Oct 30, 2006 at 7:47 pm

    Is not thinking incest is suitable reading material for kids a political opinion now? Which is the pro-incest party, Brad?

    Dave

  • 11 - Baronius

    Oct 30, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Brad, I don't know that she did lie. Webb accused her of writing "explicit" sex scenes, if I recall correctly. She was responding to the depiction of her book as explicit. She clearly didn't want to go into details about the book, but her statement would be accurate if the sex scenes in the book weren't explicit. At least that's what I got out of it. And I don't think I've ever read a sex scene written by a female author that compares with the average male's writing.

    Also, to my recollection, Webb brought her name into the argument before she said anything. Allen attacks Webb, Webb attacks Lynne Cheney. I hear that the whole campaign has been this trivial and malicious. I made a comment under the Duncan Hunter article that conservatives were looking for a decent candidate. It could have been Allen, but he's campaigned so poorly that I can't imagine him running in 2008.

  • 12 - Brad Schader

    Oct 30, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Who exactly is marketing this book to kids? Allow me to reintroduce some words from the above story:Must we always hide behind the children for everything?

  • 13 - Brad Schader

    Oct 30, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    Bar,
    She is not denying explicit sex, she is denying lesbian characters.

    BLITZER: It did have lesbian characters.
    CHENEY: This â€" no, not necessarily. This description is a lie.

  • 14 - Baronius

    Oct 30, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    [Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Don't tell me that the ether ate that whole posting. It took half an hour to write.]

    Brad, just let me say that I saw the interview differently. Lynne Cheney's comment to the effect of "my book was not explicit and I'm standing by that" made me believe that in the midst of Blitzer's point-by-point reading of the DNSC release, she was objecting to the overall description of "Sisters" as obscene. I think if you watch the interview without assuming that she's lying, you'll come to the same conclusion.

    [That whole posting! Stinkin' internet.]

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