Now, where have we heard this complaint about a lack of preparedness before? Oh, yeah — from the guy who wanted his life back! Whatever floats your boat, Tony! Maybe Charles Blow can fill your slack sails with his caricature observation cited above.
Since your friends want clear sailing between themselves and you, you might ask Abby Sunderland how to sail a craft with a broken mast in high seas. You might need to know how once the people of the Gulf set you adrift in The Bob to bob about in the mess you made. You know she's seaworthy — she came in fourth!
Oh yeah - Happy Fathers' Day, Tony! It's a disaster! It looks just like YOU!