The New Yorker magazine reports that Dennis Kucinich has won the Mars primary.
With 98% of precincts reporting, Kucinich has captured 90% of the Mars vote. He scored heavily across all demographics, including fruitcases, nutjobs, wingnuts, veganistas, Friends of the Earth Goddess, Green Party stalwarts, Red Party stalwarts, and so on.
Kucinich has announced that he is leaving tomorrow for the Red Planet, "where there are obviously a lot of beings who share my views."
[based on a cartoon by David Sipress on page 23 of the February 9, 2004 issue of The New Yorker]