6) Katrina caused oil prices to go higher because:
a) of damage to drilling platforms and refineries in the Gulf of Mexico.
b) of damage to pipelines between the Gulf Coast and New England.
c) the Enron Building in Houston will be used as housing for evacuees — and somebody's gotta pay for it!
d) Sorry! "d" has been vetted by Dick Cheney's office and will remain "Classified" based on his claim of "Executive Privilege" — and fuck off if you don't like it!
7) Bush will expedite the investigation into what went wrong with FEMA and the initial federal response because:
a) he wants to protect America from future disasters.
b) he learned a lot about lying, misinformation, distractions, scapegoating, and delays from the 9/11 Commission's inquiry.
c) he wants to blame the local Democratic administrators for everything.
d) it takes heat off Karl Rove/Plamegate, the ongoing disaster in Iraq, and the Cindy Sheehan situation.
8) The future of New Orleans should be determined by:
a) its residents.
b) the Federal Government — which will have to foot the bill.
c) a national referendum.
d) the French Quarter's timely ability to deliver beer, prostitutes, and drunk topless vacationers back on a relatively clean and dry Bourbon Street.
add up your total based on the following values:
a = 1
b = 2
c = 3
d = 4
0 - 8 — You're a genius — and you've been watching WAY too much FOX News.
9 - 16 — You're a left-wing socialist pinko who gets most of your marching orders from Moveon.org.
17 - 25 — You're a racist, right-wing, reactionary nut-bar who wears camo outfits, eats undercooked squirrel brains, and attends neo-nazi meetings in an underground Survivalist bunker.
26 - 36 — You're a genius! and you've been watching WAY too many Micheal Moore documentaries.