Boy Genius, you really figure this will work?
These are drastic times, Mr President. They call for a drastic solution. I predict there'll be so much sympathy for you, you'll be able to resurrect your reform of Social Security.
Oh, you think there'll be policy implications? I can get back to my agenda?
Yes, sir, you can build up something better than political capital. Human empathy. Gushes of emotion.
OK, Karl. I'm sold. Like you say, we need a drastic solution. Time to act. Let's start. Right now. Make mine a Jack Daniels.
Here's looking at you, Mr President. Hey, why not take the whole bottle, sir? Didn't you use to be able to do half a bottle in one gulp?
Now you're talking. They used to call me the Bottomless Pit. Down the hatch, Turd Blossom.
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WASHINGTON TIMES NEWS ALERT:Our intrepid Ace White House reporter has done it again! Jeffy "Scoop" Gannon has again "outed" Karl "The Maggot" Rove , a.k.a:"Turd Blossom". Annie Coulter, noted NEOCON virgin ,has told Jeffy that Karl Rove will take the leading role in the next White House Dinner-Sex Orgy Fund Raiser! Rove will do the "Pony" and Jeffy wiil be the "Dog" in the October Juarez Style "Dog & Pony Show':Sun-FatMoon, Editor, Washington Times FAUX News,
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