Dear President W(easel):
This time you are proposing an amendment to the Constitution to get marriage defined as an event for a man and woman only. That's super swell that you have priorities and want to leave your mark on our country...
...but first can you work on an amendment to define the discharging of firearms as something that happens only between a man and a deer?
The way I see it, being a heterosexual, I honestly don't have much of a worry about becoming involved in a gay marriage. I do however have this issue of worrying about a bullet randomly piercing my spleen or some other equally important organ. I think this amendment might be more effective in stopping people from "sticking things where they don't belong" then even your proposed one... call me silly that way.
With that worry of having a chance of being senselessly shot out of the way, I bet I can spend more time on your initial proposal and try to figure out what is wrong with gay marriage... or at least try to figure how it relates to you having your head so far up Jerry Falwell's ass.
Not even considering Nadar as an issue,