This report comes from New Orleans. Mailers are being distributed that if Democrats win the presidency, they will ban the Bible. We didn't want this to get around... but the whole thing is true. Part the of the secret Democratic plan for America is three fold.
1. ban the bible
2. take away everyone's guns
3. make everyone get gay married
there it is. Frankly, I am not pleased this has come to light... but facts are facts. I mean sure, the Dems plan to raise taxes on working folks and quadruple welfare for lazy minorities. We are downy soft on terror, and in fact all of George Soros' money comes from drug runners. Don't let any of that concern you... because after we have disarmed the populace (just like Hitler did) you all will be unable to form a militia... which is your consitutional right! Yep, us liberals are going turn this place into a commie wasteland.
I mean, I know there are a handful of you reading this who believe this. You are also the ones who think Democrats hate America. In closing, I am going to paraphrase some wisdom from Al Franken: Republicans love America like it is a 3 year old. That everything is does is good and should be praised. Democrats love America like it is a teenager. We love it unconditionally, but know that it needs guidance and corrective action to make it the best it can be.








Article comments
1 - Bill Lamb
Truth to power. And with a sense of humor!
Thank you.
2 - RedTard
This report comes from New York. Mailers are being distributed that if Republicans win another term, they will reinstate slavery. We didn't want this to get around... but the whole thing is true. Part the of the secret Republican plan for America is three fold.
1. Eliminate civil rights
2. Take old folks money away
3. Destroy the environment
there it is. Frankly, I am not pleased this has come to light... but facts are facts. I mean sure, the Reps' plan to eliminate taxes on the rich and force poor minorities to pay triple is true. We are using terror as an excuse to build an empire, and in fact all of Dick Cheney's money comes from illegal Halliburton contracts. Don't let any of that concern you... because after we have taken the country into martial law(just like Hitler did) you all will be unable to resist... which is your consitutional right! Yep, us conservatives are going turn this place into a nazi wasteland.
3 - Hal Pawluk
The original post was factual, RedTard - Republicans are distributing the mailer Lono described.
Do you have a link proving your claim or is it what it appears to be, just another attempt to muddy the waters?
4 - RedTard
I'm glad to know what the "factual" plans of the Deomocratic party are.
5 - Hal Pawluk
What is #4 supposed to mean, RT?
You made a claim that "Mailers are being distributed that if Republicans win another term ..." but it's just right-wing spin, isn't it?
C'mon, 'fess up.
The claim about Republicans by Lono is substantiated.
6 - Jennifer Mitts
Surely you must be joking. These 'substantiated' claims have got to be a hoax. That is nonsense.
7 - Evilwhiteguy
Jennifer,
The claims are substantiated by the links Lono put in his post to actual documenation of his assertions. Oh wait, there weren't any...
8 - Evilwhiteguy
Well, unless you count the link from democrats.org about Colorado. Now there's an unbiased source...
9 - Lono
Evilwhiteguy, you are wrong. The link to the story is a hyper-link where the word 'Bible' is in the story. You can call me a lazy liberal bastard... but everything I write is researched, comrade.
Lono
10 - Evilwhiteguy
That's really odd, when I was reading this last night, that link didn't show up. I see it now. My apologies, must have been a browser issue on my end.
And after reading it, it seems the story didn't confirm that it was the RNC, Gillispie said it could be the work of the RNC. However, if that did come from the RNC, that's pretty low.