IS KERRY THE ANTICHRIST?

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• 1 - Tim Hall

  Oct 28, 2004 at 1:22 pm

  Another reason to vote for Kerry: to piss off the fundies!
  
  If I was the sort to believe in Antichrists, Sun Myung Moon would be a very good candidate. But somehow the end-timers always assume the Antichrist will be a liberal.
  

• 2 - Mark Saleski

  Oct 28, 2004 at 1:24 pm

  man, this election season is more & more turning out to resemble campaigns for class president in high school.
  
  "don't vote for kerry, he'll cut back on hall monitors!!!"
  
  

• 3 - andy marsh

  Oct 28, 2004 at 1:36 pm

  but...cutting back on hall monitors would be a good thing!!!

• 4 - Mark Saleski

  Oct 28, 2004 at 1:41 pm

  but that would be showing a sign of weakness to high school terrorist elements.
  
  ...sorta like that wolves commercial.
  
  ;-)

• 5 - andy marsh

  Oct 28, 2004 at 1:42 pm

  my bad...sorry...

• 6 - Mark Saleski

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:02 pm

  hey...just remembered that i was a bus monitor back in 5th grade.
  
  i just wore that silly orange thing and yelled "shut up" a lot.
  
  surprisingly, i still don't like bill o'reilly.

• 7 - Mac Diva

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:04 pm

  David Flanagan will believe it.

• 8 - Brak

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:19 pm

  Yes, Kerry is the antichrist, and George Bush is Superman, and Dick Cheney is Gollum and my next door neighbor's dog told me to tell you all this, and has anyone noticed the recently re-surfacing BTK serial killer in Wichita has the letters B, and K in his name? Like, Bush, and Kerry? It's all connected, you just aren't listening to the same voices I am.
  
  Freak.

• 9 - Brak

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:23 pm

  Oh, and by the way, I don't even like John Kerry. But you idiot end-timers are just too much.
  
  Freak.

• 10 - Kyle S

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:27 pm

  I think it's hilarious that people are so quick to assume that the antichrist must be a liberal leader. We heard that during the Clinton years as well. Revelation predicts that the antichrist will be disguised as an angel of the light...wouldn't that suggest a deceptive leader from among fundamentalist Christians' own ranks? Who does that sound the most like?
  
  Actually, I think labeling any and every current leader as a potential antichrist is absurd.

• 11 - Mark Saleski

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:33 pm

  everyone knows that Scott Stapp is the antichrist.
  
  that's why the cards lost game #4 last night.

• 12 - JR

  Oct 28, 2004 at 2:53 pm

  Historically, Satan has usually been portrayed as a liberal, i.e. strongly opposed to tyranny. According to Milton, he rebelled against the monarchy in Heaven and established a democracy in Hell.
  
  I don't know what kind of an authority Milton was, although I think the churches of his time generally agreed with portrayal.

• 13 - copygodd

  Oct 28, 2004 at 3:05 pm

  i'm going with the scott stapp theory. i always knew there was something about him i didn't like...
  
  if satan actually established a democracy in hell, theoretically couldn't he be voted out? or is he the only one allowed on the ticket?

• 14 - andy marsh

  Oct 28, 2004 at 3:11 pm

  I'm glad I heard about stapp...I was beginning to think that it was mariano rivera!

• 15 - copygodd

  Oct 28, 2004 at 4:18 pm

  brak, you do realize i posted this just as a joke, don't you?

• 16 - Truth Minister

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:17 pm

  Imagine if Kerry had a child with Edward's wife. (A girl) A chick with a mile long chin and an ass big enough to have it's own zip code. Kind of like Lawrence Welk and a Rhino, both have a horn in the front and an asshole in the rear.
  
  We could actually send her to go set down on Tora Bora and kill Osama and everyone else within a hundred miles.

• 17 - Hal Pawluk

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:20 pm

  You really are representative of the right, aren't you, TM?
  

• 18 - Truth Minister

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:25 pm

  Yeah but not the extreme right. Kerry is too far to the left and even farther out of touch with his own senses.

• 19 - Hal Pawluk

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:28 pm

  I'd have put you to the right of Ed Gillespie, which looks pretty extreme to me.
  
  

• 20 - Jim Carruthers

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:29 pm

  I think the real test is to ask yourself who can best complete the statement: "don't know what I want, but I know how to get it".
  
  oh, and, God Save The Queen.

• 21 - Truth Minister

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:32 pm

  Not unless you call building a web-site of a racist extreme. www.jpateisracist@zoomshare.com
  
  Give Jimmy a shout.

• 22 - Mac Diva

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:42 pm

  Not surprised. There is a web-building and hosting org run by some folks like that which has quite a few Right blogs on it.
  
  Our far Right participants do seem to be coming undone lately.

• 23 - Truth Minister

  Oct 28, 2004 at 5:48 pm

  I put that web-site up based on facts and personal experience with that person. I also have bi-racial children in my family and didn't appreciate my encounter with the smart ass.
  
  His weak company is trying to protect him and it's image but I've got the goods on him. He's is trying to avoid the unavoidable.

• 24 - Jim Carruthers

  Oct 28, 2004 at 6:23 pm

  I was just trying to be a smart-ass, but I honestly have no fucking idea what you two (TM and MD) are talking about.
  

• 25 - brak

  Oct 29, 2004 at 11:52 am

  Copy - coming from the part of the US I do, where fundie thought patterns are taken far too seriously and weigh far too heavily in political decisions; banning books, for instance, I had an easy time believing someone out there was freak enough to actually think this. I often get the joke, but am afraid I succumbed to my own paranoias about far-right christian conservatives.
  
  Letting me know it was a joke is honestly a relief.
  
  My neighbor's dog did, however, instruct me to tell you that you are a freak, regardless. Not that this is a bad thing.