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But baseball and basketball's representation in the Senate is skunked by the National Football League in the House, with Republicans Jack Kemp, Steve Largent, Tom Osborne, and (we'll be generous!) NFL-wannabee J. C. Watts having served in that body with Joseph Heath Schuler as the sole Democratic representation. We certainly hope that his NFL record doesn't indicate what sort of Congressman he'll be.

Track and Field Olympic Gold Medalists are also well-represented in the House by Republicans Bob Mathias and Jim Ryun, and Democrat Ralph Metcalfe.

Baseball's House membership team was made up of former pitcher and Republican Congressman Wilmer "Vinegar Bend" Mizell and early New York Yankee owner and Democratic Congressman Jacob Ruppert. The NBA's sole veteran elected to the House was Tom McMillen, a Rhodes Scholar like Bill Bradley, but I doubt that mattered to his electorate any more than it did Bradley's.

At least none of these jocks attempted to emulate Canadian Conservative MP Howie Meeker, who served three years while playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

So maybe having a political humorist won't be such a bad thing after all. At least Franken's material had to be researched based on the issues, which is more than we can say many others did with their pre-Congressional careers.

The one exception to that objection is former Republican Senator Fred Thompson, who served as co-chief counsel to the Senate Watergate Committee prior to becoming an actor. That experience may be why Senator Thompson once quipped, "After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood."

So I say let's see what Franken can do. One can hardly suggest that the Republicans (and Franken's potential post-primary opponent Norm Coleman) have done all that well.

Franken could hardly do worse than they have, and he might actually do much better.

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  • 1 - jaz

    Feb 03, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    you skipped professional wrestler Jesse Ventura as governor...or Lincoln, who was also a wrestler, for that matter

    good points and a fun article

  • 2 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Feb 03, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    This article could use more Wikipedia sourcing.

  • 3 - Lumpy

    Feb 03, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    Franken could hardly be worse in congress than he is on the air and I bet he could set new records for long boring filibusters.

  • 4 - Emry

    Feb 03, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Franken might not be as bright or as talented as Lumpy but he still managed to make a name for himself. Right Lumpy?

  • 5 - Zedd

    Feb 03, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    Couldn't follow Frankin on Air America. He sounded drunk all of the time.

  • 6 - Emry

    Feb 03, 2007 at 11:30 pm

    He should have used Limbaugh's prescription.

  • 7 - Dave Nalle

    Feb 04, 2007 at 12:13 am

    The reason the line quoted in the title was and remains funny is that people don't actually LIKE Franken OR his alter ego Stuart Smalley.

    Dave

  • 8 - Emry

    Feb 04, 2007 at 12:54 am

    Rush Limbaugh, now there's a guy you can REALLY laugh at.

  • 9 - Arch Conservative

    Feb 04, 2007 at 7:54 am

    Franken is a pompous liberal douchebag who's in love with the sound of his own voice. Congress already has enough of those....Schumer, Biden, Clinton.....


    Fuck Al Franken.

  • 10 - Emry

    Feb 04, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Nalle and Driveby were busy here on Saturday night. Nalle's still here but his buddy Driveby got "edited"... as usual. Below is the original message in the #7 slot.

    #7 " February 3, 2007 @ 23:40PM " Driveby
    UP YOURS FRANKENSTEIN


  • 11 - Dave Nalle

    Feb 04, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Don't you think that if Chris Rose deleted the driveby comments he's going to be annoyed that you're now reposting them?

    Dave

  • 12 - Emry

    Feb 04, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Shucks Dave, why don't you do Chris a favor, or did the cat get your "editorial powers"?

  • 13 - Al Barger

    Feb 04, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Realist, this is a pretty well written little article, but it doesn't address the real issues of a Franken candidacy at all. Sure, he's got as much resume qualification to be a congressman as most members. But all actor politicians ain't the same.

    I'll love Al Franken forever for his SNL work, particularly the classic "Limo for the Lamo" sketch lo those many years ago. But he's absolutely unfit to hold ANY public office - much less US Senator with serious life and death decision making power.

    Regardless of liberal vs conservative, Al Franken has become a totally disreputable and utterly partisan figure since he's become involved in politics. He constantly says stuff that's either not true or grossly misleading, typically justifying it as supposedly giving the right wing a taste of their own medicine. He's hostile, hysterical, dishonest, ridiculously partisan, and in short, a demagogue.

    Other than that though, he'd be a fine US Senator.

  • 14 - Clavos

    Feb 04, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    He's hostile, hysterical, dishonest, ridiculously partisan, and in short, a demagogue.

    Other than that though, he'd be a fine US Senator.


    Or, maybe, because of that he would be. At least he'd fit right in...

  • 15 - Lumpy

    Feb 04, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Those negatives don't sound like disqualifications to me. We could use more hostile, ranting, big haired buffoons in congress.

  • 16 - MCH

    Feb 04, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    "Franken is a pompous liberal douchebag who's in love with the sound of his own voice."
    - Arch/Bing

    Yeah, he's far worse than those conservative chickenhawks like Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagen.

  • 17 - Al Barger

    Feb 04, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    MCH - Name calling aside, on their worst day, neither Limbaugh nor Reagan begin to approach Franken for dishonest partisanship and hysteria. They just don't. Plus, neither of them are actually running for US Senate.

    Hey, I love Ann Coulter, but she wouldn't be a good senator.

  • 18 - Ruvy in Jerusalem

    Feb 04, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    One likes to think that Minnesotans know the difference between a comedian who takes himself too seriously and a politician - though the difference seems to get smaller all the time. And Minnesotans were taken in by Jesse Ventura - a man who turned out to be a selfish gig-oriented small time suburbanite asshole with very little sense of understanding what a leader really is.

    On the other hand, Norm Coleman is nothing more than a former roadie who got in good with the mob in St. Paul and now can call himself "senator".

    One likes to think that if the DFL is to make Norm Coleman "ex-senator," they would get someone better than Al "me generation" Franken to do it.

  • 19 - Zedd

    Feb 04, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    Clavos

    You are displaying wit, charm and independent thought. Did you find a way to break the Dave Nalle spell?

    Seriously I'm enjoying your zingers.

  • 20 - lono

    Feb 04, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Al Franken is an articulate and passionate Minnesotan who would like the opportunity to serve his home state. This isn't a power grab, Franken is already rich. He isn't swooping into Minnesota like a Clinton carpetbagger only to hold office.

    let the voters decide. your hate is overwhelming and unnecessary. You hate him because he is famous, he didn't do anything to you. You all must admit that he loves America and is passionate about it. You can hate his politics, that is fine.. but dude cares. Franken also routinely tours Iraq to support our troops, that isn't a commie move. I haven't seen Rush or Ann Coulter traveling the world.

    ease off Al, unless you are from Minnesota.

  • 21 - MCH

    Feb 04, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    "MCH - Name calling aside, on their worst day, neither Limbaugh nor Reagan begin to approach Franken for dishonest partisanship and hysteria. They just don't."
    - Al Barger

    Speaking of dishonest, you forgot to mention Limbaugh's medical deferment from Vietnam...for a PIMPLE ON HIS ASS!!!

    Bwaaaaaa-hhaaaaa-hhaaaaaaaa!!!

  • 22 - Clavos

    Feb 04, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    Limbaugh's medical deferment from Vietnam...for a PIMPLE ON HIS ASS!!!

    Wish I'd thought of that...

  • 23 - Dave Nalle

    Feb 04, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    I'm not following how a pimple on someone's ass can have a political allegiance or be partisan.

    Dave

  • 24 - Al Barger

    Feb 04, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    Yes MCH, that's cute. But Rush Limbaugh isn't running for US Senate. I doubt I'd vote for him, either.

    Plus, Limbaugh's MUCH funnier and more entertaining as a political commentator than Franken. That's why he's got the audience.

    But I'll concede that Rush Limbaugh is a big doo-doo head. Does that satisfy you?

  • 25 - Matthew T. Sussman

    Feb 04, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    MCH what were you doing on Rush Limbaugh's ass during the 60s?

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