I share your commitment to everything and anything you might be committed to, and I think I've made that clear appointing judges with a conservative judicial philosophy, and I look forward to hopefully still having some sort of job continuing to support your efforts to provide the American people with more proposals that will kill their will to live and allow us to crush them under our mighty wheels judges who will interpret the law, not make it. I am most grateful for the opportunity to have seen myself on TV a lot have served your Administration and this country.
Most respectfully,
Harriet Ellan Myers Miers
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Article comments
1 - Scott Butki
Pretty funny. I'm going to link to this from my blog.
2 - Matthew T. Sussman
Know why this worked?
da bombrather effective3 - Phillip Winn
Indeed, I laughed out loud, and I'm ambivalent about Miers.
Suss is right: it was the non-partisan light-handedness that made this piece work so well.
Bravo!
4 - The Fifth Dentist
This is very funny. My favorite line: "...my long career as your number one fan..." I had been thinking of writing a parody of "Misery" where Miers played the Kathy Bates character and Bush played the James Caan part.
5 - Alethinos
Excellent post!
6 - Natalie Davis
Most funny.
7 - Viqi French
cute! maybe i should call on you and harriet to write some press releases for my lying azz corporate clients!
8 - Michael J. West
This may be the funniest thing I've ever read on Blogcritics.
9 - Michael J. West
Ooh! Can I send this to Snopes and pretend like I think it's a real letter,and see if they'll print it as "False"?
10 - Phillip Winn
Now that would be choice!
11 - Al Barger
Good work, Progressive Depot.
12 - Temple A. Stark
PD,
This post was chosen by the section editor as a BC pick of the week. Go HERE (link) to find out why.
And thank you
- Temple
13 - ProgressiveDepot
Thanks for the love. Was going to do a sequel on Scooter's resignation letter, but thus far have not seen it come out in public.
14 - ProgressiveDepot
Oops, screwed up my URL. Way to mess up being an Editors' pick, eh?