I was going to hyperlink those references to their sources, but it would have blown up my computer — nay the Internet itself. This President is more than the worst President in history, he is the devil. I have no compassion for the devil, but I sure did respect the balls of the guy offering to defend him.
Remember those silly little scandals? That is when Scotty rushed in like a champion. He stood there every day in front of those lions and lied to their faces. That was his job, and the President ran him out of office because Americans got tired of being lied to. No fair. I miss Scotty and I want him back. There is only one person who can make this better... the great evil wizard himself himself.
Here is what troubles me about the guy who takes this job. I mean, maybe McClellan really believed in this administration and its rhetoric. Maybe he wanted to serve a noble purpose and only later found out he was the front guy for the Bush crime family. Thing is, that can be forgiven. Any dude who steps in now knows these guys are criminals with zero regard for human life or the working class. How can he be forgiven? The answer is simply that he cannot. Whoever takes this job is knowingly complicit in the destruction of democracy and its values. Maybe that is why word has it that it will be a Fox news guy (John Snow).
Sorry America, but if you want shit fixed, changing the doormat won't fix it. Vote in 2006, and 2008. Be a decider, as the President says.
Article comments
1 - Dave Nalle
You, the American Electorate, demanded the President be accountable for the worst Presidency in history.
I really don't think it's fair to hold Bush accountable for the presidency of John Tyler.
Dave
2 - Matthew T. Sussman
Really? Cause I have this boil on my shoulder, and it developed between 2001-present. CHIMPEACH!!!Q!
3 - RedTard
Wow, you buy every line of BS that the democratic machine throws out. Just what the US needs another mindless partisan filling the world with hate and propaganda.
4 - Nancy
Red, Red, you fail to give your side the correct credit: Karl Rove. The great original source of mindless partisan hate & propaganda. He DOES work for ChimpCo, last time I looked, & always has.