("If I can just get him in the bass boat and tell him I don't like his Stalin act... my buddy Vladamir will eventually come around...")
[Presidential Hint: You don't want to call your potential enemy (a virtual dictator) by his first name.]
KERRY'S BEST MOMENTS:
Quoting Daddy Bush's book about refusing to get involved in a friggin' occupational disaster in Baghdad.
(Implicit reaction of 55 million Americans: "I seem to remember something about advice from a "higher Father...")
KERRY mentioning that 9/11 had nothing to do with Saddam and Iraq? Um. I thought so...
KERRY using the term "OUTSOURCING" to describe the ad hoc Afghani warlord 'army' losing Bin Laden and Co. in Tora Bora.
(Kerry used the term TWICE! Subtle, yet BRILLIANT! ...and we'll hear more of that later, heh.)
KERRY talking about his direct knowledge of the loss of a GI's life:
(Implicit reaction of 55 million Americans: "Oh yeah, he really was in Viet Nam... and George, WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?")
Wave goodbye to that sinking "Swift-Boat" vet thing.
Anyway... personal anecdote warning:
I called my 84 year old mom after the debate. I asked her what she thought: She said, in her own West Texas way:
"Honey, Kerry kicked his butt for 90 minutes and all George could do was circle the wagons."
Pretty much sums it up, don't cha think?
So let's see, America... do we vote for the brilliant, focused, articulate guy — or the tiny-brained, inarticulate, confused, easily irritated moron with the chip on his shoulder and the inferiority complex?
Life's full of tough choices.
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