COSBY: But you seem to feel you are target number one.
DELAY: Well, I don‘t know about that. ...
COSBY: ... How painful has this been for you personally and for your family?
DELAY: Oh, it hasn‘t been painful for us. ...
COSBY: ... But is this one of the worst periods for you?
DELAY: Well, you know, the worst — I don‘t know. ...
STEWART (imitating Cosby): How about this interview? Bad? Painful? Is anything painful? What if I were to grab your scrotum?
You know, uh, obviously I'm not Rita Cosby, but if I could give her any piece of advice for this interview: continue this line of questioning. It's bearing fruit.
COSBY: You were forced to resign as Majority leader. Personally, how...
DELAY: Step aside.
COSBY: Step aside.
COSBY: How heartbreaking was that for you?
DELAY: Oh, it didn‘t really bother me.
STEWART: He has no emotion! Leave him be! Nothing can harm this man!
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This item first appeared at Journalists Against Bush's B.S.
Article comments
1 - Matthew T. Sussman
What question would you ask DeLay if given the chance?
2 - Michael J. West
"Can you validate my parking pass?"
3 - Matthew T. Sussman
Good job. I've officially had my fun in this thread.
Next!
4 - Dr. Kurt
"So, how 'bout that ethics panel reconfiguration - that working out pretty well for you, at least?"
5 - Doc
Not that I'm a big Delay fan but COME ON... you can't really think that Ronnie Earl is on the up and up!?!?! Just look at him! What an air-head! And what's with a guy his age still going by "Ronnie"... Let it go, RON, you're old.