Matt Sanchez, a big (in more ways than one), strong marine reservist, has been an idol of right wing religious zealots for the past three months. He has made his rounds on neocon news outlets claiming he was mistreated while trying to recruit people to fight in an unjust war. The New York Post gladly printed his editorial while Bill O’Reilly blushed. Sean Hannity may have secretly put pictures of Matt Sanchez on his perfectly waving American flag. Michelle Malkin must have been honored to have a fellow "minority" stand up for ancient American values. The conservative’s favorite diva, Ann Coulter, was probably so excited that she repeated the word “faggot” fifty times to her dog.
Little did Mrs. Coulter and the other neocons realize that their favorite new idol was, well, a “faggot” himself, who now joins the ranks of fellow self-hating neocons Matt Drudge, Mark Foley, Bill O’Reilly (okay, no direct proof here, but what straight gay uses dildos on himself), Tedd Haggard, and countless other neocon, self-hating hypocrites.
To be fair, Matt Sanchez claims to be heterosexual. Yeah, and Mel Gibson is Jewish! It turns out that Matt is the gay porn star of such classics as Jawbreaker, Donkey Dick, and Glory Holes of Fame. He spits, swallows, rams it up and pulls it out like no other porn actor has done before. Since he claims he is not one of those "awful homosexuals" that Neocons would love to see dead, I researched the number of heterosexual porn films Mr. Sanchez was in: none!
Does Matt Sanchez sound a little bit like a hypocrite? Don’t worry, it gets worse! He has also excelled at being a gay prostitute and a gay escort. He must have had, like, a total hard-on when he received the Jean Kirpatrick Academic Freedom Award from the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C.
He even got to pose with Anne Coulter, who referred to John Edwards as a “faggot,” which was followed by cheers and laugher by the neocons. In order to do damage control, Mr. Sanchez wrote this pathetic article at Salon.com, in which he made himself a “victim” of liberal propaganda. He also equated liberalism with pornography.
Message to Matt: it’s your religious, right wing fanatical friends who love "spending time" with men, including underage ones! Some have expressed sympathy towards the cum-loving Marine reservist. I believe that Matt Sanchez deserves as much sympathy as a Jew who supports Nazis. It’s quite possible that Matt Sanchez could actually be Roy Cohn in a previous life.