Those are very carefully crafted words obviously engineered to stoke resentment and racial paranoia in the black community.
Bill Clinton appeared on ABC's This Week this morning (9-18-05) with George Stephanopoulos, carefully and purposely accusing President Bush of callous indifference to black people.…
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126 - anonyMoses
Glad to see you have maintained your sense of the absurd.
Lively discussion!
Cheers!
127 - cj
To all you folks wasting valuable space attempting to reason with RJ, I simply ask why? RJ can not be swayed by logic, he stuck in one gear, the I hate Clinton gear- and Republicans can do no wrong. What a hell of a mess this attitude has landed our country in. How do you take care of IRAQ when we can't even take care of America. AND did I mention no weapons of mass destruction have been found or will be found, WHY? Because they were never there in the first place. This little idiot of a leader has humiliated America before the entire world. This guy is not qualified to run a lemonade stand, let alone a country.
128 - Jed Cluf
Dude, this blog was awesome.
129 - Shark
by Shark
There's a liberal in the attic,
a socialist by the door,
a pinko commie lurks downstairs
with the ghost of Micheal Moore.
There's a lefty in the kitchen,
an atheist hides there too,
moveon dot org -- they're poised to strike;
and Hillary just said "Boo!".
But of all the scary monsters
that float before their eyes --
while they whistle past the graveyard:
Bill Clinton never dies.
Thank gawd we have Bill Zombie
to haunt them every day;
thank gawd the Bride of Clintonstein
will never go away.
Big Barger gets the "willies"--
RJ thinks Zombie lied,
Together, they still conjure up
the twins that never died.
Their fear is hard to fathom,
since it's all inside the head,
But I like the thought that every night
a Dem's beneath their bed.
~ BOO!
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130 - Shark
[I'm fully expecting DaveNalle to write his unoriginal take on this theme -- with Bush replacing Clinton -- since Nalle loves to steal my shtick and redo it with less creativity and humor...]
Pre-emptive Strike: Nalle, get yer own material.
Thanks in advance,
S
131 - DrPat
Every once in a while, Shark, you justify your existance.
You're good for another two weeks, now...
132 - Al Barger
That was a pretty good effort Shark. It's good that somebody understands me. I lay awake nights thinking about that damned Clinton, and wondering when he's going to strike next.
133 - Eric Berlin
Great job, Shark! Someone's gotta get a Blogcritics Halloween Comedy Players troupe together to act this stuff out.
134 - Nancy
LOL - GREAT poem, Shark. If it were all that clever, I could learn to like Emerson & tolerate Browning.
135 - Silas Kain
Hickory dickory dock,
Monica sucked Bill's c#$k,
Who knew the goo,
On the dress of blue,
Would give the public such shock.
136 - Al Barger
Perhaps Shark and now Silas might offer audio performances of these little masterworks for a BC podcast.
137 - Nancy
Oh, now this is much more tolerable than having to scan Elizabeth BB's whining & swooning. For some reason, my English teacher never considered Dorothy Parker & Isaac Asimov to be great poets. I think a clever limerick beats an elongated strophe any day.
138 - Dave Nalle
>>[I'm fully expecting DaveNalle to write his unoriginal take on this theme -- with Bush replacing Clinton -- since Nalle loves to steal my shtick and redo it with less creativity and humor...]
Pre-emptive Strike: Nalle, get yer own material.<<
No, Shark. I liked this one. It was even mildly amusing, and certainly seasonal. I can't wait to see what you do with 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'.
Dave
139 - Silas Kain
Elizabeth BB. Oh Lord. The floodgates are about to open. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. All sixty-nine of them.
140 - Temple Stark
The Political Section editng team, headed by Natalie Bennett this week, picked this as one of her posts of the week. Thank you very much.
141 - Al Barger
Thanks, gang. Special thanks also to Shark for his poem in comment 129, which I lifted as a separate post back on my More Things domain.
142 - Marcia L. Neil
Aha, the old 'send the blacks north so the polar crowd can move south' ploy. In California, 'browns' were sent into Denver as a quasi-legal welfare aid scheme [which also relieved such families of their southerly property] resulting from a call-demand STRATEGY imposed.
143 - Al Barger
Marcia, I is a dumb Kentuckian what could not understand a word a what you was sayin' there. I aks you, can you dumb that down for a poor hillbilly boy such as myself?