While we were distracted from our ABC's by the "Obama Back-to-School Speech", the conservative movement kidnapped and has indoctrinated (or is it Stockholm syndrome?) the world-famous bird from Sesame Street. Big Bird, whose mantra is, "asking questions is a good way of finding things out", was busted harassing First Lady Michelle Obama!
Sesame Street is now in the political "hot seat" and there are questions that need to be answered. Is Big Bird a racist? What are the Cookie Monster's plans for the public option in the final health-care legislation? Is Oscar the Grouch destined to be our new "Green Jobs Czar" and will Elmo run for president in 2012?