This Halloween, don't dress up as a corny old witch or demon, do something really scary. Dress up as a Diebold Voting Machine!
Give Democrats in your neighborhood the chills with this adorable re-creation of a computerized, touch-screen voting machine! Just like the real ones, our voting machine costume leaves no paper trail and comes with easily hackable-but totally adorable-software!
To make this costume, visit your neighborhood moving and storage facility and purchase a dish barrel. Cut the box down with a utility knife to fit your child-don't forget holes for head and arms-then add a coat of flat black paint. While the paint dries, use PageMaker to print the black-on-white touch-screen display, which can then be affixed to the dried box with spray adhesive. Add tights, an old computer keyboard, and you're set!
I would advise the easily-offended not to click on the link. Some of the later entries are in extremely bad taste (and I'm not exaggerating). Some of the others are still very funny.
Article comments
1 - Matt
simply hilarious.
2 - Eric Olsen
now THAT was funny Tim, thanks!