The end game in Iraq is a nuclear bomb. Trust me. (Hey, you trusted George, why can't you trust me?)
Do we do it sooner — or later?
(Or better yet, maybe Bush and Cheney should dress up in those little flight-suit costumes and go over there show us how it's supposed to be done: They can put on cowboy hats and ride the Big One from the bomb-bay of a B-52 all the way onto Main Street in Fallujah. They wanted it so bad, let those criminals die for it. Slim Pickens would have. And George already HAS a cowboy hat!)
REPORTER: "President Bush, now that weapons of mass destruction — your main justification for going to war in Iraq — appear to be non-existent, what possible reason can you have for putting American lives at risk and draining the American treasury?"PRES. BUSH: "umm... um... I can no longer sit back and allow infiltration, indoctrination, subversion, and an international conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids! Yee-haw!"
Okay, maybe 'nook-yul-er' weapons are a bit of an overreaction on my part.
LET'S JUST GET OUT OF IRAQ.
Why the hell do we have to 'finish the job'?
We do what American CEOs do when their companies start sliding toward an economic implosion: We simply resign. Leave it for somebody else to clean up. Let 'em dangle... or eat cake. Isn't that sort of the entire political and philosophical attitude of the Bush Administration anyway?
Fuck the 'employees.' Fuck the 'stockholders.'
Fuck everybody; let's go home. I resign.
And it's real simple: Here's how you do it;
You say:
"This wasn't what I expected.""I don't see that this position has any real opportunities for me in the future."
"I want to spend more time with my family."
"I no longer share a common vision with the Board of Directors."
"I feel this is best for me and the organization at this time."
"I have health issues I need to address."
See how easy that is?
Article comments
1 - HW Saxton Jr.
Shark,You're the Michael O'Donohue of the 21st Century. "Iraqi's Gone Wild"...
LOF'inL.!!!
2 - Shark
Saxton, Thanks, man, but WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME?
(Actually, I don't even care if you vote for me -- as long as you send money.)
Thanks in advance,
Shark
(Proud *owner of a Silver Star from Vietnam)
*ebay
3 - HW Saxton Jr.
Shark, I'll check the ashtray in my car
and see what I can scrounge up. Maybe at
least enough for a 6-pak of "Pearl".
No guarantees but,you've definitely got
the vote.
PS: You really saw The Moving Sidewalks?
4 - Shark
IRAQ: 1000 DEAD AMERICANS
Happy Anniversary, President Bush -- you lying lowlife motherfucker.
5 - Bennett
Whereas THIS post garnered damn little reaction from the Military Republocrats.
It's hard to shoot down, is what.
Great one.
More please.
6 - Dave Nalle
That might be because this post is idiotic and sensible people make a practice of ignoring Shark.
Dave
7 - MCH
A rather childish, shallow snipe for a man of your vast superiority and limitless intellect, Nalle
8 - Bennett
Heh. Love you too Dave.
9 - Shark
DaveNulle: "...sensible people make a practice of ignoring Shark."
...Which you're apparently unable to do.
So Dave, how 'bout you meet me at the next Mensa meeting and come take one in the yarballs -- that is if ya got any yarballs.
I'll even let ya bring a Roget's just to even things out.
10 - Shark
Shark's TOP 10 lines from HIS OWN POST (just fer Davey!)
1) "We do what American CEOs do when their companies start sliding toward an economic implosion: We simply resign."
2) "Imagine a foreign army occupying California. Jeesus, give 'em AK-47s and RPGs, and the Crips and Bloods alone could kick the ass of any army in the world!"
3) "I realized that the only time we're going to see crowds cheering in the streets of Iraq is when they're hanging a burned American body part on a bridge as sort of an Islamic/Neanderthal Maypole celebration."
4) "I mean, what are you people waiting for? Democracy?"
(hehe!)
5) "...Bush Jr. will have to drop a few H-bombs and incinerate Iraq just to save face and show that even testicles are bigger in Texas..."
6) "...sounds like politics is restraining an all-out military victory. Hmm, when was the last time we heard that? mmm... lemme think... Oh yeah, VIETNAM!"
7) "Videotape the results from various vantage points along the wall: sell it on late night cable as "Iraqis Gone Wild"."
8) "...I figure if everybody is saying it, it must be wrong."
9) "I don't see that this position has any real opportunities for me in the future."
10) "Slim Pickens would have."
11 - SHARK
For those of you who missed it, I wrote this OVER TWO YEARS AGO.
It's not only still true, but things have gotten much worse.
I happened to notice TODAY that one of my earliest predictions about Iraq [Hi, Nalle!] came true today: The head of Iran KISSED the head of Iraq! We went to war to install a "democracy" which voted for a Shiite THEOCRACY that is closely aligned [See "Siamese Twins"] with Iran, that axis of Evil nation which is about to get a 'nook-yul-er' weapon.
Mind if I say...
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