Okay.
Over the last few days, I became a convert.
I realized that the only time we're going to see crowds cheering in the streets of Iraq is when they're hanging a burned American body part on a bridge as sort of an Islamic/Neanderthal Maypole celebration.
So I spent yesterday in my attic digging out and dusting off my old "BRING OUR BOYS HOME" signs from 1968.
"GET OUT OF IRAQ!"
The latest mindless catch-phrase is, "Well, we're over there and we have to finish the job." You hear it from everybody, liberals, Dems, Neo-Cons, Repubs, little old ladies, and motard MTV types. I figure if everybody is saying it, it must be wrong. They're hypnotized.
"We must finish the job!"
Everybody seems to have forgotten: WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WASN'T OUR JOB, so why finish it?
"GET OUT OF IRAQ!"
I mean, what are you people waiting for? Democracy?
We 'give' them democracy, who the hell do you think they're going to "vote" for?
In case you haven't noticed, they're voting every day, except instead of a fake count like we had in Florida, they're using roadside bombs, mass marches, and burned dead Americans.
"GET OUT OF IRAQ!"
Oh, and did I mention: WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Especially when Bush & Co. had everything planned except the days and months and years after "liberation."
We'll never win this with 130,000 military. I doubt that we could win it with half a million. Imagine a foreign army occupying California. Jeesus, give 'em AK-47s and RPGs, and the Crips and Bloods alone could kick the ass of any army in the world!
No, we won't win in Iraq; not in a year or a decade. It's a no-win. It's a fantasy, kinda like giving 'democracy' to a country filled with primitive Islamic nutbars.
So at the current rate, eventually Bush Jr. will have to drop a few H-bombs and incinerate Iraq just to save face and show that even testicles are bigger in Texas; it's only a matter of time.
Article comments
1 - HW Saxton Jr.
Shark,You're the Michael O'Donohue of the 21st Century. "Iraqi's Gone Wild"...
LOF'inL.!!!
2 - Shark
Saxton, Thanks, man, but WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME?
(Actually, I don't even care if you vote for me -- as long as you send money.)
Thanks in advance,
Shark
(Proud *owner of a Silver Star from Vietnam)
*ebay
3 - HW Saxton Jr.
Shark, I'll check the ashtray in my car
and see what I can scrounge up. Maybe at
least enough for a 6-pak of "Pearl".
No guarantees but,you've definitely got
the vote.
PS: You really saw The Moving Sidewalks?
4 - Shark
IRAQ: 1000 DEAD AMERICANS
Happy Anniversary, President Bush -- you lying lowlife motherfucker.
5 - Bennett
Whereas THIS post garnered damn little reaction from the Military Republocrats.
It's hard to shoot down, is what.
Great one.
More please.
6 - Dave Nalle
That might be because this post is idiotic and sensible people make a practice of ignoring Shark.
Dave
7 - MCH
A rather childish, shallow snipe for a man of your vast superiority and limitless intellect, Nalle
8 - Bennett
Heh. Love you too Dave.
9 - Shark
DaveNulle: "...sensible people make a practice of ignoring Shark."
...Which you're apparently unable to do.
So Dave, how 'bout you meet me at the next Mensa meeting and come take one in the yarballs -- that is if ya got any yarballs.
I'll even let ya bring a Roget's just to even things out.
10 - Shark
Shark's TOP 10 lines from HIS OWN POST (just fer Davey!)
1) "We do what American CEOs do when their companies start sliding toward an economic implosion: We simply resign."
2) "Imagine a foreign army occupying California. Jeesus, give 'em AK-47s and RPGs, and the Crips and Bloods alone could kick the ass of any army in the world!"
3) "I realized that the only time we're going to see crowds cheering in the streets of Iraq is when they're hanging a burned American body part on a bridge as sort of an Islamic/Neanderthal Maypole celebration."
4) "I mean, what are you people waiting for? Democracy?"
(hehe!)
5) "...Bush Jr. will have to drop a few H-bombs and incinerate Iraq just to save face and show that even testicles are bigger in Texas..."
6) "...sounds like politics is restraining an all-out military victory. Hmm, when was the last time we heard that? mmm... lemme think... Oh yeah, VIETNAM!"
7) "Videotape the results from various vantage points along the wall: sell it on late night cable as "Iraqis Gone Wild"."
8) "...I figure if everybody is saying it, it must be wrong."
9) "I don't see that this position has any real opportunities for me in the future."
10) "Slim Pickens would have."
11 - SHARK
For those of you who missed it, I wrote this OVER TWO YEARS AGO.
It's not only still true, but things have gotten much worse.
I happened to notice TODAY that one of my earliest predictions about Iraq [Hi, Nalle!] came true today: The head of Iran KISSED the head of Iraq! We went to war to install a "democracy" which voted for a Shiite THEOCRACY that is closely aligned [See "Siamese Twins"] with Iran, that axis of Evil nation which is about to get a 'nook-yul-er' weapon.
Mind if I say...
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