~Conor Oberst becomes the new Chris Carabba.
~Chris Carabba becomes the new Prince.
~Steven Curtis Chapman finally realizes that he should have taken his mom seriously when she said “don’t quit your day job”
~Against all odds, Michael W Smith does not release Worship Again, Again. Instead he releases an album completely composed of Pat Boone covers.
~Zao breaks up.
~Carman officially becomes a rude word in the Merriam~Webster Dictionary.
~Creed notices a pitfall in sales, so changes their name to ‘Kreed’ to become more radio friendly.
~Metallica sues all four of it’s fans for talking about the band on their personal webpage.
~Moby gets sued by the RIAA for downloading his own songs.
~Wilco records the follow up to YHF, however, Nonesuch rejects it as being “too rap”. Fred Durst signs them and releases it on his rapcore label. The genre “countrap” is born and Kid Rock approves.
~President Bush starts a rock n roll band called “Shrub”, in an attempt to gain the angst-filled youth’s votes… not realizing that people under 18 can’t vote.
~t.A.T.u. releases the follow up to their lesbian-lust debut and people say, “tatwho?”
~Guns n Roses releases a new cd. No one notices, let alone cares.