So, we're still questing for me to be in the next Bond movie (or the one after). Remember, I'm not asking for a speaking role, just the chance to stand in the background and to try not to be overly giddy with excitement. That last little bit will be incredibly difficult, but I think it's the sort of thing that I can manage, if I have time to practice. So, let's get cracking and let's get me onto the set of the newest James Bond movie.
Sunday, January 20:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Nature – “Dogs That Changed the World: Dogs by Design”. How’s this for awesome — as more breeds of dogs are created and mixed and transformed and changed and what-not, our relationship to dogs change. As do theirs to us. What’s up with that?
9:00 – 10:30PM
Masterpiece Theatre – "The Complete Jane Austen". Holy macaroni! They're going to show, pretty much every Jane Austen work they can get their hands on. That's actually why they call it "The Complete Jane Austen" — they're going to show all of it. Up this week, "Northanger Abbey."
10:30 – 11:00PM
Encore! With James Conlon – "Tradition or Innovation?” Which God is more your speed? It’s music making explored through mythological paradigm. Because it all wasn’t confusing enough.
Monday, January 21:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Antiques Roadshow – "Baltimore (Hour Three)". I used to live in Baltimore. I know about antiques in Baltimore. The city mentality is antique. The city's actions are antique. The city's persona is antique. And, none of that is antique in a good way, it's all, frankly, just old and outdated.
9:00 – 10:00PM
American Experience – "The Lobotomist". The New York Times – yes, that New York Times – hailed the lobotomy as a "surgery of the soul." Turn out that they may have made a mistake. A mistake was also made by Walter J. Freeman, who helped make the surgery popular (albeit for a short period of time). Learn more about Dr. Freeman and his surgery here.
10:00 – 11:30PM
American Idealist: The Story of Sargent Shriver. While I am an American, I am certainly in no way an idealist. I travel much more down the "realist" track. Robert Sargent Shriver did not. He founded the Peace Corps, VISTA, Community Action, Head Start, Legal Services for the Poor, Youth Corps, Job Corps, and apparently some other things, too. Maybe I should be an idealist, then I could have my own documentary.
Tuesday, January 22:
9:00 – 10:00PM
Frontline – "Growing up Online". My sister is seven years younger than I am. I remember the first time I saw the Internet, I remember that there wasn't always a computer in the house. She does not. She sees the world differently than I do. At least some of that is because there has always been an "online." How much of her difference is the online thing and how much is it that she's just weird?
10:00 – 11:00PM
Independent Lens – "A Son's Sacrifice" and "American Made". Back-to-back episodes of Independent Lens air tonight. The first is about Imran, a Muslim-American with mixed heritage. He wants to take over his father's business, but encounters some issues along the way. In the other episode a family of Sikh-Americans has trouble getting a lift when stranded in the desert. The son blames the father because the father wears a turban.
Wednesday, January 23:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Pioneers of Television – “Game Shows”. Pioneers of Television is a four-part documentary series that features brand-new interviews (in HD no less) and swell archival clips from some of your favorite shows. The four television genres covered are: sitcoms, late-night, variety, and game shows. What, no drama?
9:00PM – 11:00PM
The Jewish Americans – Home". This is two hours of a six hour documentary that looks at 350 years of a Jewish presence in America. It examines Jewish immigration, assimilation, and the overall Jewish experience. Also, it's narrated by Liev Schreiber.
Thursday, January 24:
8:00 – 9:00PM
The This Old House Hour – Episode TBA. It’s This Old House and Ask This Old House. It’s like maintenance… for your home. Wait, no, that’s exactly what it is. That doesn’t mean it’s not awesome though. Seriously, The This Old House Hour is one of the finest home improvement hours on PBS. No joke.
9:00 – 10:00PM
Antiques Roadshow – "Baltimore (Hour Three)". I used to live in Baltimore. I know about antiques in Baltimore. The city mentality is antique. The city's actions are antique. The city's persona is antique. And, none of that is antique in a good way, it's all, frankly, just old and outdated.
10:00 – 11:00PM
Soundstage – "Lifehouse". Ah lifehouse. I think that's better than a lighthouse, right? I mean, a lifehouse, presumably safeguards lives. Lighthouses do the same sort of thing, but they do it in a less direct way than imagine a lifehouse would do. That, and Lifehouse sings.
Friday, January 25:
8:00 – 8:30PM
Washington Week with Gwen Ifill and National Journal #4730. Another whole week has gone by and good old Gwen Ifill and National Journal are here to fill us in. For the record, I like to pretend the National Journal is a sidekick, like Robin to Batman, Starsky to Hutch, or chocolate sauce to chocolate ice cream.
8:30 – 9:00PM
NOW on PBS #403. It’s the Emmy award-winning weekly newsmagazine. It looks at issues facing our democracy. The show is hosted by David Brancaccio. And, even better, they still send me e-mails (I think that makes me cool and them nice). Thanks, Now, you guys are awesome!
9:00 – 10:00PM
Bill Moyers Journal #1142. It’s Bill Moyers. It’s his 1,142nd journal (not really, but I’m not going to explain to you the way in which TV shows are numbered at this point in time, maybe later if you’re nice). He’s a good journalist so I assume this will be good journalism (at least the odds are it will).
10:00PM – 11:00PM
Slavery and the Making of America – "Seeds of Destruction". The third hour of this repeat series looks at slavery and its ramifications from 1800 through the Civil War. As our nation went west, slavery sometimes expanded, and the country repeatedly faced the issue of whether new states should be slave or free. As we all know though, a house divided against itself cannot stand.
Saturday, January 26:
9:00 – 10:00PM
Austin City Limits – "Brad Paisley/Dierks Bentley". Ah Paisley, that pattern that shouldn't exist. The country singer, however, is pretty fun. Now, I'm not the biggest country guy, but that Paisley sure can sing. He rocks like a Bentley rolls, smooth.
I'd like to, at this time, point out that I always liked the idea of Daniel Craig as James Bond. I thought from the moment they hired him that he would do a good job, and, happily, I was proven right. You know, back when I had a cubicle, I had pictures of Craig and the other Bonds up; that, frankly, was the best part of my being in a place that had me work in a cubicle.