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One for the pinkos: Bush light bulb joke

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Here’s a funny Bush light bulb joke that’s making the email rounds, author unknown:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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Laugh it up, pinkos. Attorney General Gonzales will settle your hash as soon as he gets done shutting down the smut peddlers.

Somewhere in there, maybe he’ll even get around to hunting down some terrorists.

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  • http://paperfrigate.blogspot.com DrPat

    How about:

    Q: How many Democrat Social Security commenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from conservative talk radio and “pajamahideen” bloggers. Although old, that light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate the elderly?

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Good one, DrPat!

  • http://www.eclecticlibrarian.net/blog/ Anna

    Rolling my eyes at both of you.

  • Eric Olsen

    damn, that was fair and balanced

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Hey, Fox News ain’t got NOTHIN on me.

  • http://www.antequeravillarental.com alienboy

    sorry for this, couldn’t help myself!

    Q: How many Americans does it take to screw up a planet?

    A: None. There is nothing wrong with the planet; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of wellbeing are a delusional spin from the liberal media. The planet has served honourably, and anything you say undermines the living effect. Why do you hate Earth?

  • http://www.roblogpolitics.blogspot.com RJ

    Q: How many pro-American Leftists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None. There are no pro-American Leftists…

  • http://www.antequeravillarental.com alienboy

    Except the current British Government! :-)

  • http://www.morethings.com/senate Al Barger

    Good point, Alienboy.

  • http://www.roblogpolitics.blogspot.com RJ

    Alienboy, thanks for ruining the joke… ;-P

  • http://www.angel-and-soulmate-selfhelp.com/blog.html Angela Chen Shui

    :-) forever changes the experience of changing light bulbs…

  • Zedd

    Dr. Prat

    What is a Democrat Social Security commenter?

  • Zedd

    Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None. Nobody’s home.