Here’s a funny Bush light bulb joke that’s making the email rounds, author unknown:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Laugh it up, pinkos. Attorney General Gonzales will settle your hash as soon as he gets done shutting down the smut peddlers.
Somewhere in there, maybe he’ll even get around to hunting down some terrorists.