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Tag line of a sensational new PETA ad: who said they were all crunchy granola types?

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  • Eric Olsen

    Unless you are A) the bull, or B) really in a big hurry.

  • http://livejournal.com/users/bookofjoe bookofjoe

    Missy Elliot said it best, in her song
    “One Minute Man”

    [Missy]
    Ooooooh, I don’t want I don’t need I can’t stand no minute man
    I don’t want no minute man
    Ooooooh, here’s your chance be a man take my hand understand
    I don’t want no minute man

    Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
    Ohh, ohh..
    Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
    Ohh, ohh..

    [Missy]
    Boy I’ma make you love me, make you want me
    And I’ma give you some attention, tonight
    Now follow my intuitions, what you’re wishin
    See I’ma keep you all night, for a long time
    Just start countin the ways

    [Chorus]
    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no one minute man
    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no one minute man
    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no one minute man
    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no..

    [Missy]
    Tonight I’ma give it to you, throw it to you
    I want you to come prepared, ohhh yeah (oh yes)
    Boy it’s been a long time, a crazy long time
    And I don’t want no minute man, and that’s real
    Give it to me some more

    [Chorus]

    [Ludacris]
    Yeah, uhh, uhh
    It’s time to set yo’ clock back bout as long as you can
    I stop daylight and Ludacris the maintenance man
    Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission
    You one minute FOOLS, you wonder why y’all missin
    On the back of milk cartons and there’s no reward
    No regards, close but it’s no cigar
    A hard head make a soft ass, but a hard dick make the sex last
    I jump in pools and make a big splash
    Water overflowin, so get your head right
    It’s all in yo’ mind punk so keep your head tight
    Enough with tips and advice and thangs
    I’m big dog, havin women seein stripes and thangs
    They go to sleep, start snorin, countin sheep and shit
    They so wet, that they body start to leak and shit
    Just cause I’m an ALL-nighter, shoot ALL fire
    Ludacris, balance and rotate ALL tires

    [Missy]
    Ooooooh, I don’t want I don’t need I can’t stand no minute man
    I don’t want no minute man
    Ooooooh, here’s your chance be a man take my hand understand
    I don’t want no minute man

    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no one minute man

    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no one minute man

    Break me off, show me what you got
    Cause I don’t want, no one minute man

    Break-break me off, break break me off
    Break break me off, show me what you got

    Break me off, show me what you got..
    Break me off, show me what you got..
    Break me off, show me what you got..
    Break me off, break break me off

  • http://flyovercountry.blog-city.com Chris

    There are some exceptions, but in my experience those who rodeo know more about the care of animals and land use than the entire membership of PETA.

  • Sarah

    I am part of PETA and I know a lot about rodeo’s and things, so if half as many people that are in PETA know as much about it as i do. I’m pretty sure we know a bunch. On top of all of that, we do our research, i mean the internet is a great place and all but we get down and dirty.

  • Emily

    Ok have you ever worked on a rodeo? no did’t think so, I’m a younger teen and I snuck into them a few times. Have you ever seen them care for animals? While I walked around I saw no water, food, or any thing for the animals, not only that but it smelled like ammonia. Besides that when they were getting a bull out of its pen for a bull ride he wouldnt move so they tied ropes on his neck and front legs and pulled so hard it gave him rope burn but he still wouldnt wim so they started electricuting him. So you obviously know nothing of rodeos except of what you see. Oh and all of those animals, sheep, pigs, cows, bulls, horses, and so on, theyre all going to get even MORE cruel treatment on the way to the slaughter house and in it.