Back by popular demand, here are my thoughts on the movies coming out this weekend, expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all e.e. cummings-style, yo.
That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Violently.
cameron crowe copies
garden state lite with lightweights
great soundtrack at least
clark kent vs. mist
pg-13 is for punks
gimme the real deal
Drew originally posted this babble at Drew’s Blog-O-Rama, where he can be usually be found kvetching about movies and pop culture. He’s also spent almost ten years (!) providing free movie and television scripts online at Drew’s Script-O-Rama. Because really, what the world was lacking was another whiny bastard who fancies himself a witster, and how could society truly function without free access to scripts like Donnie Darko or transcripts to movies like Garden State?