Limp Bizkit "Behind Blue Eyes" (The Who)
It's actually quite a nice understated song that speaks of a quiet desperation that is universally identifiable. So, please stop yelling Mr. Durst.
Christopher O'Riley "True Love Waits: Christopher O'Riley Plays Radiohead"
I couldn't decide which reworking on this album a hated the most, so I chose the whole muzaky thing. A lot of overzealous Radiohead fans convinced me to buy this (being an overzealous Radiohead fan myself I took the bait.) Trouble is I hate elevator music. This is the perfect record for the office of a dentist who is trying to assert his hipness without offending anyone.
Marilyn Manson "Suicide is Painless" (Michael Altman/ Johnny Mandell)
The original is introspective, fits in perfectly with the film M*A*S*H and given its
context in the film works on at least 12 different levels (it's melancholy, it's macabre, it's hilarious etc.) Manson's cover fits in with Blair Witch 2: Book
of Shadows because dreadful shite that should have never been made loves company. When subjected to this cover one may view suicide as sweet relief rather than
merely painless.
Beck and Emmylou Harris "Sin City" (The Flying Burrito Brothers)
This one may not be as overtly bad as some of the others, but it just hurts so much more. Beck, Emmylou and The Burrito Brothers are all brilliant writers and performers that are capable of and deserve so much better. The songs falls on its
face as it is stripped of all emotion. Did L. Ron Hubbard put him up to this one?
Rob Dunne:
Satisfaction - Britney Spears covering Rolling stones - how dare she!?!
Sittin' on the Dock - Michael Bolton covering Otis Redding - how f-ing dare he!?!
Heroes - Oasis covering David Bowie - sounds like a weak tribute band covering Oasis trying to play Bowie. Abysmal.
What's Goin On? - Bono and Chris Martin covering Marvin Gaye - they just don't have Marvin's pain.
Mrs. Robinson - Lemonheads covering Simon and Garfunkel - sounds like a bunch of college shitheads arsing around with their new electric guitars.
Morgan Clendaniel:
Dixie Chicks with Sheryl Crow covering Bob Dylan's "Mississippi"
It's hard to even enumerate everything that's wrong with this. There is the insipid fiddle riff that's been added. There is the peppy tempo added to what is, essentially, a very sad song. There is the odd mimicking of early Dylan vocal style, even though that's not the voice that was recorded with. And most importantly, there is the idea that the Dixie Chicks seem to think they can do this song justice just because it's called "Mississippi" and because they are, ostesenibly, country musicians. Atrocious.
Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Aaman
How about Jackie Chan and Ani DiFranco doing "Unforgettable"?
2 - Jeff Davidson
I haven't heard that one, but it sounds like a "winner"!
3 - Barry Stoller
Hey, nothing more fun than tearing apart the losers and cover songs is an easy mark. Not bad, a few chuckles but ya blew it right at the end - ELP's total demolition of classical music on the undeniably rockin' "Nut rocker" was intentional, thus successful. It was the zenith of the generation gap, maybe ya had to be there.(Also, "Nutrocker" was a cover of the Kim Fowley's 1961 classic.)
4 - Chris Beaumont
Mariah Carey: Bringin' on the Heartbreak
Ugh.
5 - Jeff Davidson
yeah, that's pretty bad too.
6 - Eric Berlin
I disagree with a number of these selections, particularly regarding The Scissor Sisters (which may be one of the GREAT covers of all time) and Thorogood, who is just plain old fun on whatever he does.
My vote for worst cover of Dancin' in the Streets ever: David Bowie and Mick Jagger, mid-80s style. Throw in the video if you really want to cringe.
7 - Tom Johnson
Rufus Wainwright "Hallelujah" (Leonard Cohen)
This cringe inducer almost ruined "Shrek" for me.
In the film, "Hallelujah" is NOT sung by Wainwright but by John Cale. The soundtrack has the Wainwright version. Wainwright's version may not be up to the standard set by Jeff Buckley's stunning take on Grace, but if you actually think Wainwright's version is bad, then I fear hearing what you do think is good.
8 - Paul Dobry
I am ofcourse not asking anyone to agree with my selections. If for example you managed to find something likeable in the Scissor Sisters' cover of "Comfortably Numb" please see Earvolution's list of Best Covers where a fellow writer lists that as a favorite.
I am aware that Wainright had the version on the soundtrack and not in the film. For the record, yes I actually think Wainright's version is awful, it was hard to chose between that and his dreadful "Across the Universe."
These lists are purely meant for fun, and anything under my name reflects my opinion. They are not meant to be definitive lists that all can get behind.
9 - Andrew Ian Dodge
That crappy rap version of 'Cold As Ice' originally covered by Foreigner.
10 - david mazzotta
How could you miss Blinded by the Light? A transcendently joyous early Springsteen tune that Manfred Mann turned into a song about a feminine hygeine product.
11 - Eric Berlin
Is there anything not crappy about Foreigner?
What do y'all Shrek fans think of the Cale version? I kind of like it.
12 - Sunny
Whoever that chick was that tried to do "Boys of Summer" a couple of years ago; that was just horrible.
13 - Tan The Man
Yeah, Sheryl Crow's version of "First Cut" is pretty bad.
14 - Randy P/Tube Pinoy
Lance's girl is on here too many times. She needs to really stop doing covers.
15 - Mark Sahm
311 did a cover of the Cure's "Love Song" a year or two ago that made me cringe everytime I heard it.
16 - godoggo
No contest: U2 doing "I've Got You Under My Skin."
17 - Tim Jarrett
Actually, I think the Bono and Frank Sinatra version of "I've Got You (Under My Skin)" isn't bad. I'm unaware of a full band version of that tune...
Their version of another Cole Porter tune, "Night and Day," is another story. They hadn't quite mastered all the club influences they were absorbing while putting together Achtung Baby and the orchestral blasts plus Bono's falsetto are pretty cringeworthy. Nice drums from Larry on that cut, though.
And regarding the question from Eric Berlin about Cale's cover of "Hallelujah," I've always loved it. It was a great closer to the I'm Your Fan tribute album, and its influence on Jeff Buckley's version is pretty darned clear. That said, I'm not sure it needs to be used for every movie or TV show that has a sad scene, as I seem to see happening recently.
18 - Rob
How About:
Ozzy, "All the Young Dudes". I don't think he can sing anymore. Someone, please take him off studio life support and make him retire.
G&R, "Knocking on Heaven's Door". Annoying piece of crap.
Counting Crows, "Big Yellow Taxi". What a watered down muzak mess. We are now destined to hear this bland version in every Dentist's office and Elevator in North America. I really like this band; why did they do this??!!
Metallica, "Whiskey in The Jar". I could never understand why this song got so much radio play.
Motley Crue, "Smoking in The Boys Room". Didn't care much for the original either, but The Crue really turned it into cheese.
19 - Bryan Doe
I can add some truly awful (or maybe the misspelling "offal" might fit) cover versions:
War, "Nights in White Satin Suite": This was from their second album, way back in 1971, so it's much older than what was already listed here, but it's awful nonetheless, for no other reason than because Eric Burdon CANNOT SING.
SOS Band, "Who's Making Love": Johnny Taylor's original had a lesson to teach; the SOS Band had space to fill on their album. Nuff said.
Living Colour, "Talkin' Loud and Sayin' Nothing": I'm not sure which is worse, leaden rhythms or Corey Glover's tortured attempts at singing.
Then there are those "inspired-by" songs that are not actually covers, but plainly inspired by songs the artist wish they had the talent to cover, like "Stepping the Stones" by the SOS Band, who apparently had some "Beast of Burden"/Rolling Stones envy issues to work out; "Under a Nouveau Groove," by Club Nouveau, at the beginning of contempo R&B and hip-hop's infatuation with all things P-Funk...
I could go on and on, but I won't.
20 - dyrkness
Julie London doing "Yummy,Yummy,Yummy" by the Ohio Express.From the chanteuse who created "Cry Me a River"(incidently covered quite bizarrely by Joe Cocker)to a cover of a bubblegum novelty is in my opinion jaw-droppingly terrible.
21 - Paul Dobry
Yikes, I am kicking myself for not including that terrible "Big Yellow Taxi" that the Counting Crows did with Vanessa Carlton. While I was happy to forget it for a time it should be on my list.
22 - Adam
Something of an aside: regarding "Blinded By The Light": does Springsteen's version include, "Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; but mama, that's where the fun is"? Regardless, I think this may be the single most comprehensive statement of rock 'n' roll ever made. Any thoughts?
23 - bhw
does Springsteen's version include, "Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun; but mama, that's where the fun is"?
Yep.
24 - Laura
Avril Lavigne's cover of "Chop Suey" originally done by System of a Down.
Jessica Simpson's cover of Nanci Sinatra's "These Boots are Made for Walkin'" - that's horrendeous.
AFI's cover of "Head like a Hole" (original by Nine Inch Nails) is pretty damn bad.
I agree that 311's version of "Love Song" is gag worthy.
Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff butchering "Our Lips are Sealed" by the Go-Gos and soon to be covering "Material Girl" in the future ... ack!
25 - Bob A. Booey
I have to stick up for my girl Sheryl. Her version of "First Cut is the Deepest" is way, way better than the original Cat Stevens version.
That is all.