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• 226 - Bam

  Nov 21, 2006 at 3:36 pm

  haha. Fallout Boy and Plain White Ts suck ass.

• 227 - Ginger

  Nov 21, 2006 at 5:17 pm

  Why is there not more outrage over My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. I seriously thought the song was a joke when I heard it. But, I also felt that way when I heard the lyrics "hit me baby one more time."

• 228 - twins15

  Nov 29, 2006 at 7:04 pm

  "What if God was one of us?" has some pretty awful lyrics as well.

• 229 - Willio

  Dec 04, 2006 at 9:32 pm

  Dont get me wrong.. i love System of a down, but the lyrics of this song man,
  
  "Banana banana banana terricota banana terricota terricota pie"
  
  Terricota is what you use to make collumns infront of your house, not a food ya stupid stoners XD. t
  
  Then the rest of the song, goes on about whores... i dont get it

• 230 - skip tracer34

  Dec 07, 2006 at 7:04 pm

  yo wats up willio yah that song makes no sence to me its point less and what if god was one of us i sung that in school and got a refferal and suspended =) macarthurs park is so pointless two but ym history teacher loves it i love american pie but alota other peopel dont any of you liek that song=P

• 231 - deer hunter 4 life

  Dec 07, 2006 at 7:07 pm

  skip tracer34 your gay i dont think any of these peopel care what you think or do. ps. who deer hunts lol i do

• 232 - iraq evader

  Dec 07, 2006 at 7:12 pm

  emma me and my gang that song rocks

• 233 - iraq evader

  Dec 07, 2006 at 7:15 pm

  any body on here any were?

• 234 - iraq evader

  Dec 07, 2006 at 7:17 pm

  i just thought of a song that was horrible surfin bird makes no sense like a 2 year odl wrote it am i right or what? i hate that song
  

• 235 - ev

  Dec 11, 2006 at 12:05 am

  Here are some real pearls of wisdom by Natasha Bettingfield:
  
  
  
  Feel the rain on your head, no one else can feel it for you....no one else no one else
  
  What can I say. Profound.
  
  
  And this one by Akon (eminem's protege):
  Come on over to my place where we can kick it like Taebo (sp?)
  
  Dude said kick it like taebo, wtf?!
  

• 236 - Tanuki

  Dec 11, 2006 at 2:07 am

  Abracadabra.. By Steve Miller Band. That is just embarrassing. Although the song is catchy, I admit, the lyrics are lame.

• 237 - Liessa

  Dec 12, 2006 at 4:26 am

  One modern song which no one has yet deigned to mention is 'Fast and Furious' by the Teriyaki Boyz. Not only do the lyrics make zero sense whatsoever, the twee accents and squeaky voices emplyoed by all the singers are enough to put one off racing movies. Forever.

• 238 - Jkate

  Dec 13, 2006 at 4:23 am

  okay the song ironic actually does mention ironic things- a traffic jam wen ur already late- its ironic becus every other day wen ur on time its fine and the one day ur late its jammed up! SEE PEOPLE IRONYY IRONY

• 239 - Damillion Malania

  Dec 14, 2006 at 4:52 pm

  Love to see 50 Cent on this list, Thank you!
  But havn´t you concidered Manowar or Dragonforce for this list? I mean the Roleplaying theme is pretty lame :P "Brothers of metal, we are fighting for power and steel, fighting for metal, that´s all that´s real, brothers of metal will always the there, standing together with hands in the air"...I mean, don´t you find that more lame than "Fix you"? I do.

• 240 - MARIANNA JANE CLOSE

  Dec 15, 2006 at 6:04 pm

  Friday 15th December 2006
  
  
  ooh ooh ooh you'll go far/shooting star...whatever drivel comes next.
  by elliott smith.
  
  
  
  ooh ooh ooh little boy blue!
  i see through you!
  shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo
  where is my written-apology!?
  'cos GENIUS don't ever come 4 free!
  shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo
  little boy blue
  december frost is gonna get to you
  make sure you got a roof over ya head
  else you may wind-up on skid row layin' in the gutter -dead.
  so ! who is the bread-winner round here litle boy blue!?
  Is it you!?
  Or is it me!?
  Clock will go tick-tock-tick-tock
  Sitting in my armchair cleaning my GLOCK.23
  'Cos GENIUS never comes 4 free
  Little boy blue
  Little boy blue
  Little boy blue
  I ain't gonna shoot ya
  Jus' lettin' you know
  There is a heaven above and a hell-below.
  4sure.
  I know it.
  So does the whore.
  
  
  average-joe harvard
  

• 241 - MARIANNA JANE CLOSE

  Dec 15, 2006 at 6:08 pm

  sic.
  line 11:little

• 242 - jordan

  Jan 09, 2007 at 11:00 am

  omg, make a little bit of sense people!!!!

• 243 - james

  Jan 23, 2007 at 12:04 am

  Istanbul was Constantinople
  Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
  Been a long time gone, Constantinople
  Why did Constantinople get the works?
  That's nobody's business but the Turks
  
  Nobody's business but the Turks? Surely you could go to a library or even do a google search and find out something about Turkish history.
  
  Nothing like willful ignorance of basic history set to a catchy tune.
  

• 244 - Will

  Mar 12, 2007 at 10:45 am

  Do you remember when MC Hammer dropped the MC and became a "Gangster Rapper".
  
  Chorus (4x):
  Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump!
  
  Verse 1:
  Just when I thought could I hit another one
  So up jumps see me with the pumps and a bump
  All stiggitty stiggity girls, getting on my good nerves
  Looking like ice cream ready to be served
  Wreck it, check it, can I get in it
  If you wanna kick it with a G baby here's me
  Cause I come equipped, I'm a pimp, a slippity slip, I suppose you take a trip
  
  Chorus(4x)
  
  Pumps and a bump, now many say a big butt
  But if you're hip you know that it's a phone crud
  It's making the brothers go crazy in the 2-G
  Shake like a bottle girl fine as wine G
  So when I here I got a step (to a fine thing)
  Never been a coward (cause it's a eastside thing)
  Just step right up to the girl with the big butt
  Tell her what's up you got the pumps and a bump
  
  Bridge:
  Men: Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life there's a girl fucking tight!
  Ladies! All everyone there's a man who is tight who can hit it all night!
  We gotta get the pumps!
  
  Chorus(4x)
  
  I don't like 'em stiggity fat! (No!)
  I like 'em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)
  You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back (Awwww!)
  So when you hear the rump shaking on the dance floor
  Keep you bottling get your eyes and get hypnotized
  But a nigga like me will dance up to some chopping and chewing
  Keep em bottling you know I keep 'em bobbing
  I put my fingerprints all over that rump
  I'm guilty as hell but I love the pumps and the bump! (Ow!)
  
  Chorus (4x)
  Bridge

• 245 - Mar

  Mar 19, 2007 at 12:03 am

  Uhhh, there is NOTHING wrong with number 1 or 4...

• 246 - Bob

  Mar 20, 2007 at 9:40 am

  Not Bad Not Bad, however some lyrics are actually very degrading!!! How about the best lyrics ever.

• 247 - Beat Babe

  Mar 24, 2007 at 1:46 am

  I'm amazed that nobody has mentioned Paul Simon's "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver," uh, I mean "Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover:"
  
  Just slip out the back, Jack
  Make a new plan, Stan
  
  I always used to parody it as
  
  Just sip out the sack, Jack
  Go cop me a gram, Stan
  
  Or what about Debby Boone's "You Light Up My Life?" It's a truly awful song, and everything about the recording--from the arrangements to her voice--makes it possibly the very worst of all time.

• 248 - Guitarded

  Mar 24, 2007 at 11:21 am

  As far as I can tell, only about half of these cirticisms are written solely about the lyrics, which I think is the point of this site. whoever wrote #3 about Meatloaf's "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" did a great job, as the catchiness of the tune was acknowledged, though the words, I agree, are horrendus. It is all too obvious that whoever wrote about John Mayer, Guns and Roses and Coldplay dislike the work of these musicians in its entirety. Your criticisms seem to be attempts to justify your distaste by drawing attention to details about the lyrics that would not otherwise be considered bad. I wonder what one might say upon picking apart lyrics that you three have written...wait, have you even written any? Whoever wrote about Guns and Roses could have made a case about taking offense to some of the content, but since youdid not, you have no case. I would also like to ask why, out of all the bad rap lyrics, "Candyshop" was singled out. I usually don't take the time to comment on web material such as this, but I feel that some talented artists are being discredited unfairly. The lyrics to the songs on the list that remain unmentioned are legitimately bad...props to whoever posted them.
  

• 249 - Jason

  Mar 25, 2007 at 10:31 pm

  "if the light is off, then it isn't on" hilary duff in so yesterday.

• 250 - Beat Babe

  Mar 26, 2007 at 10:06 am

  What about this morsel from The Doors:
  
  Hello, I love you
  Won't you tell me your name?
  
  Was Jim Morrison trying to depict psychosis. The problem is that, as the saying goes, an actor can't play himself.

• 251 - Beat Babe

  Mar 28, 2007 at 9:35 am

  Remember the Archies' song, "Sugar, Sugar?" Because there's a history of diabetes in my family, I never could listen to it.

• 252 - MCH

  Mar 28, 2007 at 10:52 am

  "I Can Help" by Billy Swan
  
  "If you've got a problem, I don't care what it is
  If you need a hand, I can assure you this
  I can help, I've got two strong arms, I can help
  It would sure do me good to do you good,
  Let me help
  
  It's a fact that people get lonely, ain't nothing new
  But a woman like you baby, should never have the blues
  Let me help, I've got two for me, let me help
  It would sure do me good to do you good
  Let me help
  
  When I go to sleep at night, you're always a part of my dream
  Holding me tight and telling me everything I want to hear
  Don't forget me baby, all you gotta do is call
  You know how I feel about you, if I can do anything at all
  Let me help
  
  If your child needs a daddy, I can help
  It would sure do me good to do you good,
  Let me help"
  

• 253 - Jess

  Mar 28, 2007 at 3:08 pm

  Bad lyrics?
  errr, how about all of the vengaboys songs?
  wans't there a girl in the vengaboys?

• 254 - Book Babe

  Mar 30, 2007 at 11:54 am

  Nearly any disco song could make the list. Perhaps the most egregious are "Fly Robin Fly," "That's Right, Get Up and Boogie" and "Disco Duck." The first two merely repeat the same inane line throughout the recording, while "Duck" was annoying even when my head was besotted with loud music and intoxicants back in the day. Actually, now that I'm sober, lots of songs seem inane to me now.

• 255 - Emma

  Apr 01, 2007 at 12:12 pm

  has anyone said anything about "Life is wonderful" by jason mraz? it has some great lines, and then some rediculous ones:
  
  the song opens with
  "it takes a crane to build a crane"
  
  the chorus itself is pretty stupid:
  "a, la la la la la life is wonderful,
  a, la la la la la life goes full circle"
  
  why dont you just see the rest of the lyrics and decide for youself:
  
  "It takes a crane to build a crane
  It takes two floors to make a story
  It takes an egg to make a hen
  It takes a hen to make an egg
  There is no end to what I'm saying
  
  It takes a thought to make a word
  And it takes some words to make an action
  It takes some work to make it work
  It takes some good to make it hurt
  It takes some bad for satisfaction
  
  La la la la la la la life is wonderful
  Ah la la la la la la life goes full circle
  Ah la la la la la la life is wonderful
  Al la la la la
  
  It takes a night to make it dawn
  And it takes a day to make you yawn brother
  And it takes some old to make you young
  It takes some cold to know the sun
  It takes the one to have the other
  
  And it takes no time to fall in love
  But it takes you years to know what love is
  It takes some fears to make you trust
  It takes those tears to make it rust
  It takes the dust to have it polished
  
  Ha la la la la la la life is wonderful
  Ah la la la la la la life goes full circle
  Ah la la la la la la life is so full of
  Ah la la la la la la life is so rough
  Ah la la la la la la life is wonderful
  Ah la la la la la la life goes full circle
  Ah la la la la la la life is our love
  Ah la la la la la
  
  It takes some silence to make sound
  It takes a loss before you found it
  And it takes a road to go nowhere
  It takes a toll to make you care
  It takes a hole to make a mountain
  
  Ah la la la la la la life is wonderful
  Ah la la la la la la life goes full circle
  Ha la la la la la life is wonderful
  Ha la la la la la life is meaningful
  Ha la la la la la life is wonderful
  Ha la la la la la life it is...so... wonderful
  It is so meaningful
  It is so wonderful
  It is meaningful
  It is wonderful
  It is meaningful
  It goes full circle
  Wonderful
  Meaningful
  Full circle
  Wonderful"
  

• 256 - Christopher Rose

  Apr 01, 2007 at 12:34 pm

  I haven't heard Jason Mraz and after reading that trite drivel I don't want to!

• 257 - Christopher Rose

  Apr 01, 2007 at 12:40 pm

  But if it's trite banality you want, little can top this "masterpiece" from the hideously over-rated White Stripes:-
  
  My Doorbell
  
  I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  yeah, I been thinkin' about my doorbell
  
  Oh, well
  
  Well with me and chipin' me and kisses?
  Not the man in my life I know
  And I been going to mystery misses
  I respect the art of the show
  Take back whan you said little girl
  And while you're at it take yourself back too
  Woman I'm tired sittin here waitin
  whatcha gonna do now, whatcha gonna do about it
  I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it oh
  I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I been thinkin' about my doorbell
  Oh, yeah
  You don't seem to come around
  Push your finger and make a sound
  You don't seem to come around
  Knock knock till you knock it down
  Oh, well
  Make a sound and I'll make you feel right
  Right at home, yeah
  Yeah, right at home, yeah
  Nobody got ......?
  But how come it's so easy to you
  You know it's like me at times I can be careless
  But your words seem so obtuse
  But then again I know you feel guilty
  And you tell me you want me again
  But I don't need any of your pity
  I got plenty of my own friends
  They're all above me
  And I've been thinkin' about the doorbell
  When they gonna ring it, when they gonna ring it
  Yeah, I've been thinkin' about the doorbell
  When they gonna ring it, when they gonna ring it oh
  I've been thinkin' about the doorbell
  When they gonna ring it, when they gonna ring it
  Yeah, I been thinkin' about the doorbell
  
  Oh, well
  
  They don't seem to come around
  Push the finger and make a sound
  They don't seem to come around
  ??... they'll knock it down
  
  Oh, well
  
  Make a sound and I'll make you feel right
  Right at home
  Right at home
  I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I been thinkin' about my doorbell
  And when you're gonna ring it, when you're gonna ring it
  I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  When ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it
  Yeah, I'm thinkin' about my doorbell
  
  Oh, oh well

• 258 - Millicent

  Apr 02, 2007 at 6:22 pm

  What about "Get a Job" from way back in the day----soooo lame!!!

• 259 - Ron Wilson

  Apr 15, 2007 at 1:45 pm

  Mockingbird Hill
  by Vaugh Horton
  
  
  When the sun in the morning peeps over the hill
  And kisses the roses 'round my window sill
  Then my heart fills with gladness when I hear the trill
  Of the birds in the treetops on Mockingbird Hill
  
  Tra la la twiddely dee dee, it gives me a thrill..
  
  Convinced yet?

• 260 - Santa Clause

  Apr 15, 2007 at 2:28 pm

  If "Smells Like Teen Spirit" even has lyrics (which I doubt)it should be included. It's a tremendous song however just aweful uh... Lyrics (If you can call them that)

• 261 - Rodney Welch

  Apr 15, 2007 at 3:17 pm

  You people are so naive. You strip a song down to mere words and then judge it as inferior if it's not on par with "Ode to a Nightingale." A lot of great songs have awful lyrics. You all ought to be old enough to know that.

• 262 - mr combs

  Apr 21, 2007 at 7:33 am

  Yes, there are a lot of lyrics with "perverted" meanings. But what do you think the words "ROCK & ROLL" refer to?
  
  As for stupid lyrics, they sell. That fact tells me the majority of people either lack intelligence or refuse to use it when selecting music to purchase.

• 263 - ned samson

  Apr 22, 2007 at 10:54 pm

  kings of leon is the best band that exists but because of the lead singers illinois drawl the lyrics have no apparent meaning only sound catchy and raw when you hear them
  one example of this is:
  
  And all the bros
  Try for the girls
  And try to fit you out those tight clothes
  She gotta hide
  And her has is his asshole
  She be botherin me

• 264 - Pernice

  Apr 23, 2007 at 6:14 am

  That fine lyric about "the best Soy Latte that you ever had in me" in a song by Train does it for me.

• 265 - Tumshie

  Apr 25, 2007 at 4:52 am

  What about this classic (unintentionally?) hilarious verse from a really crap song. The gist of the song is "I've got another man, but don't feel bad about it, it's not your fault (oh really? thanks!) It's just that he's got a bigger dick than you.
  
  
  There's been another man that I've needed and I've loved
  But that doesn't mean I love you less
  And he knows he can't possess me and he knows he never will
  There's just this empty place inside of me that only he can fill
  
  
  
  

• 266 - Tumshie

  Apr 25, 2007 at 4:55 am

  Sorry, forgot to say. The song is "Torn between two lovers" by Mary MacGregor. It was no 1 on both sides of the pond. A dreadful dirgy tune, whiney vocal and an unbelievably bad lyric
  
  The song actually inspired a film of the same name, starring Lee Remick

• 267 - Herbert

  May 04, 2007 at 5:04 pm

  What about the Kiss song Dr. Love.
  
  You need my love baby, oh so bad
  You're not the only one i've ever had
  And if i say i wanna set you free
  Don't you know you'll be in misery
  They call me (dr. love)
  They call me dr. love (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling dr. love)
  
  And even though i'm full of sin
  In the end you'll let me in
  You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
  You need my lovin', don't you know it's true
  
  So if you please get on your knees
  There are no bills, there are no fees
  Baby, i know what your problem is
  The first step of the cure is a kiss
  
  So call me (dr. love)
  They call me dr. love (calling dr. love)
  I am your doctor of love (calling dr. love), ha
  They call me (dr. love), they call me dr. love (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling dr. love)
  
  Ooh, they call me (dr. love)
  I am the doctor of love (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling dr. love)
  Ooh, they call me (dr. love)
  I am your doctor of love (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinking of (calling dr. love), yeah
  Yeah, they call me (dr. love)
  They call me dr. love (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling dr. love)
  Love, love, love, (dr. love)
  Love, love, love, love, (calling dr. love) love dr. love
  (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' (dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling dr. love)
  They call me dr. love (dr. love)
  They call me dr. love (calling dr. love)
  I've got the cure
  
  
  

• 268 - Priya

  May 05, 2007 at 12:42 pm

  I am a huge fan of music as a whole, especially hard rock. In my opinion, lyrics don't mean everything,; afterall, hard rock tunes aren't the same without a powerful guitar riff at the top. However, I do believe that songs with the worst lyrics get stuck in your head the fastest. Tremendously irritating. Artists throw trash in your face, then complain about their dropping record sales and condemn people who download music. With titles such as: "My Humps" and "Hollaback Girl", I wonder sometimes if artists are trying to test my patience, demean my intelligence or prove that they don't deserve their wealth. When any money-making musician writes poor lyrics and sings ear-pinching tunes like the ones mentioned above, they deserve a slap in the face.
  
  On that note, here's ATC's Around The World:
  
  The kisses of the sun - Were sweet I didn't blink
  I let it in my eyes - Like an exotic drink
  The radio playing songs - That I have never heard
  I don't know what to say - Oh not another word
  
  Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
  Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
  Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
  La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing
  
  La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
  La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
  
  Inside an empty room - My inspiration flows
  Now wait to hear the tune - Around my head it goes
  The magic melody - You want to sing with me
  Just la la la la la - the music is the key
  And now the night is gone - Still it goes on and on
  So deep inside of me - I long to set it free
  I don't know what to do - Just can't explain to you
  I don't know what to say - Oh not another word
  
  Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
  Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
  Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
  La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing
  
  La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
  La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
  
  The kisses of the sun
  
  La la la la la - It goes around the world
  Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
  Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
  La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing
  
  La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
  La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
  
  Around - Around - Around the world

• 269 - mat

  Jul 22, 2007 at 11:51 am

  this shit was so boring i couldn't even finish it after the first one i just skimmed to see what other songs you judged and to tell you the turth i am not impressed. I would like to add if you can do better lets hear it but i highly dought that you can be caouse people who critasize normaly are just compisating for talents that they lack

• 270 - Kelis

  Aug 05, 2007 at 8:56 am

  Well, My own song, Milk Shake sucks really hard.
  Kelis - Milk Shake -> Worst lyrics ever.

• 271 - Catey

  Aug 05, 2007 at 2:27 pm

  Hey, I thought it was,
  In the desert... you cahn't (said like a Brit) remembah yor name,
  Cos there ain't no one for to give you no name.
  
  or
  Hold me closah tiny dancah...count tha headlights on tha highway, lay me dahling she's sub landeddd, you had a face to day to dayyyy

• 272 - Banana Coconut Sunday

  Aug 22, 2007 at 5:29 pm

  The song "I Need You" by Tim Macgraw and Faith Hill. The chorus is not bad, and the meaning is nice. But the opening i hate.
  It is a love song and it starts out
  "I want to drink that shot of whiskey
  I want to smoke that cigarette
  i want to smell that sweet addiction on my breath"
  
  Those are the words i want to tell my wife.
  "Hey honey! Im gonna drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes. I need you so much that i need to get drunk before i come home."

• 273 - timpani

  Aug 29, 2007 at 12:58 am

  Okay, I just stumbled across this site, so go ahead and insult what I'm about to say, 'cause I'll probably never see it.
  First, it bothered me that I liked so many songs on this list...but that's not a complaint.
  Great job pulling one of Jason Mraz's songs out and assuming that you wouldn't want to listen to him, "Wordplay", "Geek in the Pink" and some of the stuff off of "Waiting for My Rocket to Come" are all very intelligent, in a geeky sort of way.
  
  At a John Mayer concert I attended he said that he was aware that people were making fun of "Wonderland" and it bothered him at first, but now he doesn't care.
  
  
  Between The Barenaked Ladies and Bowling for Soup you'll be able to figure out all you need to know about me, because I think they speak the truth about just about everything.
  
  Red Hot Chili Peppers rock and in several of their songs what seems to the non-creative to be just a stream of nonsensical big words is actually a great story.
  
  Yes, I know I can't spell.
  
  If you want a set of dumb song lyrics to disect try "Honky Tonk Bedonadonk"...
  What does Donkey Kong and slapping your grandma have to do with big butts anyway?
  

• 274 - SellOutBoy

  Oct 11, 2007 at 11:41 pm

  "Girlfriend"! Definitely one of THE worst lyrics I've ever heard!-right next to "Fergilicious". UGH!! What's with these conceited divas? Girlfriend goes like " 'Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way I think you need a new one.' " Fergilicious-don't even get me started-" 'I blow kisses i'm Fergilicious.' " When did lyrics lose their depth and meaning??

• 275 - George Klooney

  Apr 22, 2008 at 9:15 pm

  [Personal attack deleted] YOu dont know jack SH1t about music or lyrics. And anyone that has ever bashed on meatloaf is by far the biggest dumba$$ ive ever heard of Thanks.