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As such, it conveys the moment perfectly.

Okay. So much for those women who appeal to the mind, and even to the soul. As for category "B," there are also those who appeal to the...well, you know...

When it comes to pure out and out eroticism, no one has ever communicated this as perfectly as Vanessa Daou did on her tragically slept on, Erica Jong-inspired album Zipless.

And this is the point where I guess I apologize for taking you through a personal mix-tape of my own fantasies.

But hell yeah. Damn, would I like to get with a girl like this:


On the other end of Vanessa Daou's pure sexuality, lies the innocent pre-"Cloudbusting" romanticism of Kate Bush. Before Kate got corrupted by the eighties New Wave of weird chicks like Lene Lovich, this was the "Dorothy in Oz" sort of girl every guy dreams of.

If there is any girl on God's green Earth I would love to be "alone on the stage tonight," with, it is the Kate Bush who is exclaiming "Wow! Wow! — Unbelievable!"


And then, of course, there are those girls who can simply sing their asses off. The first time I saw Annie Haslim perform with Renaissance, I swear to God I felt the air move when she hit those un-Godly five octave notes of hers:


Carole King — another female singer I respect by the way — once said she could make the earth move under my feet. And I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about. Annie Haslim on the other hand did it simply by opening her mouth.

Now that's my kinda girl.

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You'll find Blogcritics music editor Glen Boyd sharing his Thoughtmares on his personal blog The Rockologist. Glen is also the author of Neil Young FAQ, published in May 2012 by Backbeat Books/Hal Leonard Publishing.

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  • 1 - KIM MURRELL

    May 01, 2010 at 8:44 am

    What about Sarah McLachlan ??Go to Youtube and watch the concert video for "Possesion"!

  • 2 - Jim Miralles

    May 01, 2010 at 10:19 am

    As a fan for music, the article reminds me of some of my favorite female rockers...
    Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart
    Deborah Harry of Blondie
    Martha Davis of The Motels
    Joan Jett
    Pat Benatar

  • 3 - Mark Saleski

    May 01, 2010 at 11:01 am

    i like most of these singers, though i'd take Ani DiFranco over all of them. biting lyrics, really great guitar playing.

    Haslip i can't stand at all, but i'm not a proggy guy.

    ...and i don't miss smoke-filled lounges one little bit.

  • 4 - El Bicho

    May 01, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Good to see women get some spotlight, but I take issue with a few points.

    No Tina Turner?

    Slick's voice sweet on "WR"? When was the last time you heard that song?

    "Great singers who understand implicitly that music works best as a comforter, rather than as a confronter.

    I disagree here totally. There are many times I'll take Dylan's "Master of War", Marley's "Get Up, Stand Up", RATM "Killing in the Name", Nina Simone's "Mississipi Goddamn", Alanis' "You Outta Know", etc. over some lame, sappy love songs.

    "Carole King...once said she could make the earth move under my feet."

    No she didn't. She said she felt it move.

    And why aren't women allowed to be angry? It's an emotion they are entitled to express just like everyone else and some do it very well.

  • 5 - zingzing

    May 01, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    i recently had a thing for female punk/post-punk artists. the slits, raincoats, lilliput, au pairs, delta 5, essential logic, esg, bush tetras, lydia lunch (especially teenage jesus and the jerks)... it goes on.

  • 6 - Glen Boyd

    May 01, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    El B...

    There are lots of women I could have mentioned here, not the least of which is Tina Turner ("River Deep Mountain High" is as near to a perfect record as any I can think of).

    Joni Mitchell is another who comes to mind that comes to mind, that perhaps I glossed over here. But for the purposes of this article, I went with those mentioned...I didn't the space or the time to really do otherwise. It's not a book...someday maybe though...

    As for Grace Slick, I'm just going on childhood memory here. I remember that the first time I heard that song her voice really had this seductive sort of quality that was particularly intoxicating to a thirteen year old boy whose hormones were fairly raging out of control at the time.

    I also agree that anger is an emotion conveyed particularly well in music. People like the Clash and RATM do that particularly well. There's just something about when that anger is so directly targeted towards men -- Alannis is the most obvious example that comes to mind here -- that kinda leaves me cold.

    -Glen

  • 7 - roger nowosielski

    May 01, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Also, Glen, no mention of women voices in operatic music. They're simply angelic.

  • 8 - Glen Boyd

    May 01, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    I'm not an opera fan, but Annie Haslim kinda covers that for me.

  • 9 - roger nowosielski

    May 01, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    What about Sarah Brightman, "The Phantom . . ."?

    You really ought to sample women voices in the genre - Renata Tebaldi, Callas, Teresa Berganza, plenty more to come from. It's a cathartic experience.

  • 10 - El Bicho

    May 01, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    "You Outta Know" is directed at one man, the one who left the narrator and hooked up with another woman very soon after. It's not an attack on men in general.

    Her pain and anger is identifiable to any person who has been in a similar situation. I certainly went through it, so I have no idea what you are reading into the song.

  • 11 - zingzing

    May 01, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    morrisette was, at that point, a bit harsh and annoying, both fine things, but combined with her rather insipid songwriting, she ends up on the bad side of both of those above qualities, in my opinion. unfortunately, as she matured, her songwriting went from harsh, annoying and child-like to just plain old boring.

  • 12 - roger nowosielski

    May 01, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    "Speaking of great examples of music being wed to cinema, Angelo Badalamenti's soundtrack to David Lynch's TV cult-classic Twin Peaks is one of the best ever."

    I certainly agree with you there, Glen. Not just the music - the entire series is a classic. Never to be surpassed.

  • 13 - Glen Boyd

    May 01, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Zing makes my point for me Bicho. Her voice is just really grating and annoying to me, especially when she's pissed off at one of more of her ex's...which seemed to be a constantly recurring theme in her songs, including, but certainly not limited to "You Oughtta Know."

    -Glen

  • 14 - Mark Saleski

    May 01, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    oh, and i forgot to say that i've always been kind of surprised that Vanessa Daou never hit it big. i remember hearing a tune on a cmj sampler and thinking "what the hell was that?!"

  • 15 - Glen Boyd

    May 01, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    She's super-underrated. The Zipless album is one of the most erotic pieces of music I've ever heard, and her album Dear John Coltrane is also quite good (sex isn't the only thing she sings about...it's just that she does it so well when she does).

    -Glen

  • 16 - Glen Boyd

    May 01, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Speaking of things I also forgot to add, the one time I saw Vanessa Daou live, she was sharing the bill with the recently passed Guru (doing his Jazzmatazz thing) of all people...

    One of the weirdest pairings I've ever seen, but also a great show. Daou completely won over the hip-hop heads too.

    And she is even more sexy in person. I about creamed my jeans when she signed a poster for me...and it stills hang proudly on my wall.

    -Glen

  • 17 - Bill Altice

    May 02, 2010 at 5:13 am

    Glen,

    Check the Karen Cooper Complex, please:

    Jason Sigal, Managing Director at WFMU said:
    "This is amazing stuff and we would be honored to feature it in wfmu's curated portal on the free music archive. I'm very sorry for our slow response, we have a lot of stuff to wade through to find gems like these."

  • 18 - Glen Boyd

    May 02, 2010 at 7:25 am

    Don't understand this comment at all; even after checking the link.

    ????

    -Glen

  • 19 - V B

    May 03, 2010 at 6:34 am

    Carole King never said anything about the earth doing anything under YOUR feet. That was a very lame thought you should have kept to yourself.

  • 20 - martin lav

    May 24, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Hey Glen,
    How could you have not ignored the Chrissie's comments about the burgers at a festival that had both her and Neil on the ticket? Seems as though she should have gotten a pass on that one. Ever here her Needle and the Damage Done? One of the best female voices in Rock n Roll by far.

    And with statements like this:
    "Hynde was asked: "What was it like playing with Neil?"

    "Fucking great!", replied Chrissie."

    Who could not LOVE Chrissie?

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