Tatu vs Dixie Chicks

From THIS PHOTO you might think that the Dixie Chicks are the hottest lesbo act going in the music business.

The Dixie Chicks, Emily Robison, left, Natalie Maines, center, and Martie Maguire, are featured in this undated handout of the cover of the May 2, 2003, issue of Entertainment Weekly. (AP Photo/Entertainment Weekly, HO)

Not so fast, say the girls of Tatu. Even just the casual photo with this news story makes me feel all funny.

No, but that's not all. They're actively publicly recruiting the youngest legal girls they can, as young as 14, for a nude photo shoot for their next album cover. Holy spine-tingling publicity stunt, Batman!

Now how exactly are the Dixie Chicks going to top this?

Wait, wait. Ladies. There's no need to argue. Maybe you could work together, a win-win cross-marketing sensation. You could all get together for a big pay-per-view special that would surely break box-office records.

Grrl power!

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  • 1 - SlackMFer

    Apr 26, 2003 at 10:15 am

    TATU are the most retarded act i've ever heard of. they're what is truly wrong with america these days. some stupid no-talent broads (that aren't even that attractive) can pretend they're lesbians and suddenly be played all over MTV. that photo and their video that consists of them making out as the whole concept, prove that they're only trying to make money, and they knew that lesbians sell, especially on MTV which tries as hard as it can to make gays acceptable by showing guys or girls making out all the time. i'm just sad that it keeps working.

  • 2 - Robert Crawford

    Apr 26, 2003 at 1:49 pm

    "they're what is truly wrong with america these days."

    That's hard to believe, considering they're from Russia.

  • 3 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 26, 2003 at 2:03 pm

    Should have read, "what is truly wrong with the world today" - aliens are looking down and frowning, at least the ones with faces.

  • 4 - rosignol

    Apr 26, 2003 at 2:46 pm

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

    -Mark Twain


    The recent war (and the worldwide occurences of mass nudity trying to prevent it) are good evidence that he was right.

  • 5 - Simon Hawkin

    Apr 26, 2003 at 3:02 pm

    Tatu are as phony as the Chicks. They were selected by a producer who decided to bet on the chic of a lezbo duo. (They are a pretend lezbo couple too, if it makes any difference.)

    What's important is the music. It's not bad for the Russian pop scene. I cannot judge the Chicks music.

  • 6 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 26, 2003 at 3:20 pm

    I wouldn't call the Chix "phony": they are superior players, singers and (to a lesser extent) songwriters. They may be politically naive and any number of other things but they aren't musically phony in any way.

  • 7 - filchyboy

    Apr 26, 2003 at 9:46 pm

    Considering that the Dixie Chicks had a single out at the time this was said which was an anti-war song and it was playing on the radio at the time I'd say that everyone who had a problem with the London speechifying is a blooming idiot. Clear channel and all those idjuts who destroyed the products they bought really need to try that whole sticking their heads back in the sand routine because political engagement is obviously too much to ask for from these people.

  • 8 - Jabba the Nutt

    Apr 26, 2003 at 11:05 pm

    Dixie Chicks: Wide Open Spaces??? Is that the area between their ears?

  • 9 - Dave

    Apr 27, 2003 at 1:10 am

    I think its a pretty large stretch to describe "Traveling Soldier" as an anti-war song; it's anti-war in the sense that "Dead Man's Curve" or "Oh Where Could My Baby Be" are anti-car songs. Its much more a tragic lovesong than a statement against war.

    And yeah, the Chicks are significantly better at being musicians than they are policy wonks.

  • 10 - Al Barger

    Apr 27, 2003 at 2:20 am

    Thing is that I was totally unimpressed with the Dixie Chicks even before they started getting silly. Politics totally aside, I'm at a loss to understand why anyone would even consider buying a Dixie Chicks record when there are still records by, for starters, Dolly Parton and Emmylou Harris that they don't own. Why?

    Specifically, I'll take "All the Things She Said" over any recording by the Dixie Chicks. They may be a producers group, but there was SOMEBODY with some vision there.

  • 11 - M

    Apr 27, 2003 at 7:38 am

    I used to think the Chix were homogenized Nashville product (I'm a punk rocker who used to work in country radio). "Home" changed all that - they're an excellent group; great singers, good instrumentalists, decent writers, good rebels against the Nashville scene. I won't jump on the anti-Chix bandwagon, even thought their politics are puerile.

    I mean, as a conservative and a rocker, if I limited myself to artists that were also conservative, I'd be stuck with Ted Nugent, Marky and the late Dee Dee Ramone, Lee Greenwood and Trisha Yearwood.

  • 12 - taty

    Jul 13, 2003 at 4:55 pm

    Dixie chicks suck! t.A.t.u is waay better than dixie chicks - not only is their music better but their looks are waay better too! oh yeah and ......NUDITY ROCKS!...heck we we're born naked! So who the hell say's clothes make the man!?
    Take a quick listen to some of tatu's songs and then tell me what you think http://www.bandbuilder.com/tatu/index.php?ref_code=D16712

  • 13 - Tasha

    Jul 29, 2003 at 5:10 am

    T.A.T.U Rules! Dixie chiks are jest hores that jump on any thing. T.a.t.u makes there own way. Who cares if there not lesbians or are there music is the stuff that conts. The dixie chiks change there stilles so much who the hell are they. T.a.t.u goes with there own flow not with other bands flow.

    Any ways its the music conts. America is great I'm prowed of it if you dont like it dell or kill your self. There the great thing about america and russia there the only ones who left there home and cokerd.

  • 14 - TAcoBriConJa

    Sep 09, 2003 at 9:29 am

    TAtu rulezzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!! they're were really the best!!!! I have nothing to say about them, 'cause ou know im speechless!!!! They were so amazing!!! Look If they were really not popular now, HOW SOON IS NOW for them to be popular enough to satisfy the whole world. Guys dont worry, If our friends hate them, ignore them, if you...we like to listen to their songs lets go... 'cause as they said THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET US!!! And if you guys inlove with your same sex, and it seems that ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID KEEPS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR HEAD, what's the deal? Love each other more right?!!

  • 15 - Anastasia

    Nov 21, 2003 at 1:16 pm

    T.A.T.U THAAAAAAA BESTTTTT!

  • 16 - Natalie Davis

    Nov 21, 2003 at 1:31 pm

    I'm all for loving one another more, for sure. But what is the deal with TATU. What makes this duo so great? Sorry... I can't see or hear it.

  • 17 - Al Barger

    Nov 21, 2003 at 2:53 pm

    Hardly anyone is claiming that Tatu are the greatest thing since sliced bread, but they did come up with at least one outstanding pop single.

  • 18 - Joe

    Nov 21, 2003 at 2:55 pm

    Tatu? I loved him on Fantasy Island. In a purely manly way, of course.

  • 19 - jeffreybradshaw

    Jan 01, 2004 at 5:37 pm

    i am a trisha yearwood fan i love trisha but i also want to see her nudeor totally naked just for one time cause she is sexy

  • 20 - Al Barger

    Jan 02, 2004 at 3:21 am

    Perhaps Ms Yearwood could get together with the Dixie Chicks next time they want to pose for the cover of Entertainment Weekly.

  • 21 - zèle zailes

    Jun 08, 2004 at 2:00 pm

    Pfff...Tatu's nothing else than a product. The Dixie Chicks have proved with their last album called Home that they were REAL musicians, and not only dolls (as we could think listening to their other cds...). The Dixies are not changing their style, they're just leaving the commercial part to do MUSIC. That's evolution ! The photo was to protest against the boycott from which they had been victims, an not only to choke and make money. Now that Yulia is pregnant, Tatu are dead, and as far as I'm concerned, this is not a tragedy...

  • 22 - BRICKLAYER

    Jun 08, 2004 at 2:45 pm

    How dare you besmirch the name of these fine and talented Eastern European musicians! You show the ugliness of your very own soul when you make such rude and inconsiderate statements! I don't know who this "Yulia" person is, but I, for one congratulate her on the forthcoming birth of her child!

  • 23 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 08, 2004 at 3:23 pm

    I think Trisha Yearwood is pregnant also. No, you say? She just looks that way?

    Tatu were lesbians the way David Bowie was gay: as a fashion/marketing statement.

  • 24 - Al Barger

    Apr 11, 2005 at 5:55 pm

    It's been kind of slow and dreary what with nothing but feeding tubes and dead popes in the news. I sure wish the Dixie Chicks would start talking crazy and putting out nekkid pictures again.

  • 25 - The Theory

    Apr 11, 2005 at 6:07 pm

    heck, i'd settle for another tatu explosion.

    i actually pulled out their cd yesterday. didn't actually go as far as putting it in, but I did reminisce.

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