Rock and Roll in the OOs: No Revolution

Rock and Roll in the 00s

I've been a skeptic these past two years. In fact, I'm always wary when the music press, on both sides of the Atlantic, declare scenes, movements, revolutions, etc.

Since the turn of the millenium, we've seen:

- The New Acoustic Movement: I Am Kloot and Alfie? Anyone?
- Electroclash: Fischerspooner killed it before it got out of the gate. And Peaches grabbed a lifeline by sampling Joan Jett and duetting with Iggy Pop on Fatherfucker.
- The Summer of Screamo: Don't even get me started on the current state of hardcore. This already happened 9 or 10 years ago in San Diego (Gravity Records) and the Bay Area (Indian Summer, Mohinder.)

The music press will always be guilty of compartmentalizing. By developing connections between the dots, then filling column inches about these newly defined asterisms, there's always the hope that the stargazing public will buy into these neat and tidy packages, and get excited about them. And buy, read, buy, read, ad nauseam.

Sometimes it works. Witness Everett True and "Grunge" (Gina Arnold hopped on the "hair and horse" bandwagon as well.) Brit-pop, Electronica circa 1997, the list goes on.

But the "New Rock Revolution" (NME's words, not mine) just doesn't jive with me. A flimsy banner wrapped around a gaggle of disparate bands from New Zealand (wanna-be Swedes,) Sweden (wanna-be American proto-punk) the UK (simply trying to hard) and the birthplace of rock, The USA, this "New Rock Revolution" was sparked by the NME's 2001 discovery of The White Stripes and The Strokes.

Add to that the likes of The Hives, The Datsuns and The Von Bondies, and a distinct pattern emerges - we're talking about revivalism here. There's no room for revivalism in revolution. Revolutions are about sudden, momentous change. None of these bands measure up to the definition.

Granted, I'm thrilled to see The White Stripes experiencing the success they've earned. Jack White is a tremendous songwriter, and a gifted guitarist. And from De Stijl on, each Stripes album has blissful moments where Jack's Parsifalian lyrics combine with garage rawk, kinksian melodicism and Led Zep-streaked blues to arrive at something so gloriously Deja Vu, yet so true to the core of golden-era Rock.

And Kudos to the Hives for wringing new life out those three holy cornerstones of the proto-punk temple: The Stooges, Funhouse and Raw Power. If "Main Offender" doesn't renew your faith in power chords, sass and snear, then you are likely dead in the soul.

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  • 1 - andy

    Oct 04, 2003 at 3:52 pm

    I like the Datsuns alright. The Hives can suck donkey for all I'm concerned. I hate that jangly lo-fi crap. There's no power behind it.

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    www.soundclick.com/thesuburbansound for a project I'm involved in. True rock and roll powerhouse.

  • 2 - Eric Olsen

    Oct 04, 2003 at 3:53 pm

    Excellent Brooker, thanks and welcome!

  • 3 - TDavid

    Oct 04, 2003 at 9:05 pm

    Wow, I need to expand my musical horizons. The only artist mentioned here that I recognized was the Cobain/Nirvana reference, Joan Jett and Led Zep comparisons.

    I guess I'm what you'd call a hopeless 70s/80s-omantic.

  • 4 - Ralph Del Rio

    Oct 06, 2003 at 1:54 am

    Brooker the roots rock sound of the White Stripes and The Strokes is definitely in the right direction for rock. But we are at the tail end of the Disney revolution that began after Nirvana. It's amazing that the Mouse is not doing better. But that's neither here nor there. MTV is very fragented these days and VH1 has imploded. The new era is ripe for the picking but why does it feel like Elvis and The Beatles are leading the way these days..., ain't it strange? Alot also boils down to radio because the slack is definitely there to pick up and if radio did it right; It would have a grand effect on the next music revolution. Which is the way it should be.

  • 5 - jadester

    Oct 07, 2003 at 7:48 am

    finally, someone else who has a similar view to me on The White Stripes and The Hives! i haven't really heard the others you mentioned (yet), but whilst i agree the stripes and hives are both very good bands, i dont consider them revolutionary. Their sound is too similar to older stuff to be truly new. I wait with baited breath for the real revolution...

  • 6 - mike

    Oct 07, 2003 at 5:56 pm

    Rock "critics," many of whom are former and future record company employees, are constantly hyping "rock revivals." The last nano-innovation was nu metal, which has run its course, and which most critics hated anyway.

    I actually thought the idea of something called "screamo" was a joke when I first of it. Straight from The Onion. Coming next: Pucko.

  • 7 - Eric Olsen

    Oct 07, 2003 at 6:35 pm

    Is that affiliated with hockey?

  • 8 - mike

    Oct 07, 2003 at 6:41 pm

    No, actually I meant to say Puke-O. It's a new genre where the singer throws up all over the microphone to create the most authentic-sounding hardcore punk ever. Makes screamo sound like the Beach Boys!

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