All the news, spins, and cyber tomfoolery that's fit to print.
The answer to the question heard throughout the hood, this is what's
really, really good!
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Slang Editorial
~What's going on people. Hope all is really really good in your hood.
Me, I'm just fine, thanks for asking. I thought I'd drop a little science for
youz and spit some real talk for my readers...all 3 of you.
~First of all, everybody remember to fall back an hour this weekend as time
keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping. For my technically deprived people
out there, don't forget to set those VCRs clocks back.
~Finally, to any who may be reading this, wondering if I'm good enough for you and your "promotional" needs, stop reading this and cut the deposit check! No seriously, I am a freelance amateur writer kind of guy, but that does not mean that I'm incapable of posting cute little blurbs about your project and bring readers to your site, waving credit cards and requesting all your products.
I know my writing style is...casual, at best. That's ok. I'm learning, I'm funnier that the last guy you paid to plug your stuff, and my writing isn't that bad. Watch, I'll show you how to spell my name on the check. That's a capital C, lower case u, then e. Cue. Not Cube. Cue. See you at the party and don't forget the drink tickets this time! (Paypal payments are accepted as well)
~And to all my friends that are all over Cali, (San Francisco, The Bay, San Diego...well, maybe I can make it to San Deigeo..and all one cop town in-between) I'm am really sorry I can't chill with ANY of you this Hello-Wiener weekend. I know, life sucks on the losing team's bench.
Instead of Gatorade, we have Kool-Aid, sans sugar. My plans of rocking "The
Incredible Anorexic Hulk" costume have been cancelled and I am not happy about it. That's all about to change very soon tho', as the unglamorous day jobs are ringing the Canhead phones, finally. Soon, party people, EL Q will be in your town! (Yes, I''m talking to you! Holla back at your boy with nothing but love!)
And now, the rest of the story..............
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Gary Gnu's News--In case your watching the news and getting confused
Who Is Libby?
Play Video from CNN.com
In this weeks "Racist Rhetoric Flowing From Political and Cultural
Leaders" column we have a Middle Eastern prez on the check in!
Israeli card comes in handy for Ahmadinejad from Deccan Herald.com
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