O Bar Bands, Where Art Thou? - Page 2

They might get an occasional CD put out on one of the smaller specialty labels, but their bread and butter is playing live gigs four or five nights a week across North America in bars of various degrees of repute. For every class establishment like the House of Blues, there are 30 where you have to play behind chicken wire so the flying beer bottles don't connect with your head.

For those who saw the original Blues Brothers movie and thought the scene where they played behind wire was a figment of the filmmaker's fancy haven't been in bars near lumber camps where they guys only get paid once every two weeks, and have worked for 14 days straight. Adding alcohol to that mix gives new meaning to the phrase 'putting out fires with gasoline.'

But even in the bars, technology is starting to take its toll on live performances. For a couple hundred bucks a bar owner can hire some guy with a karaoke setup. Who needs live musicians when you can have a band in a box that offers you more opportunity to sell booze as your clientele buy "courage" to get up on stage and sing along.

What gets me are the bars and clubs that still charge a cover for the privilege of watching untalented drunks mangle the tunes to their favourite songs. I really fail to find any enjoyment in those events, and wonder what it is that attracts so many people to them.

Singing your favourite song to the accompaniment of cheesy sounding electronic music while reading off a teleprompter is the ultimate in professionalism. Now you too know what it's like to be a rock star. Yeah, well, maybe in today's plastic pop music world that is seemingly made up of glorified karaoke singers, but not in the world of rock and roll.

I remember reading something that Hunter S. Thompson wrote years ago. He talked about sitting in some bar and he was watching your average bar band when the drummer started off a Credence Clearwater Revival song. Hunter described watching the drummer as he went "to that clear high space where the eagles fly and mortals don't often get to ascend to."

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  • 1 - Barry Stoller

    Apr 17, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    'The recent interest in Johnny Cash and movies like O Brother, Where Art Thou? has rekindled people's appreciation for the sound of fingers on strings.'

    Let's remember the OTHER type of strings, too. The big bands and the orchestras got zapped by the rock outfits you're eulogizing. Replacing 20-piece orchestras comprised of literate musicians with 5-piece bands comprised of untrained teens was another cost-cutter for bars and record companies alike. Unfortunately for art, all labor-saving technologies set in eventually.

  • 2 - Bennett

    Apr 17, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    Well written! Thanks for speaking to this fading bit of our culture.

    Yo Barry, when's the last time a 20-piece orchestra (comprised of literate musicians) EVER played in a roadhouse, punk bar, or Haight Street dive?

    I remember Santana, Credence, and The Who when they were "bands comprised of untrained teens".

    Rock on!

  • 3 - Barry Stoller

    Apr 17, 2006 at 10:27 pm

    Many places now associated with Santana, CCR, Who, etc. were former ballrooms - featuring ballroom orchestras. My point is that cultures move with technologies. (I could care less about your particular set of fave bands, as I'm sure you could care less about mine.)

  • 4 - Joanie

    Apr 18, 2006 at 5:17 am

    The bands are out there, Richard. You just have to know where to look and you have to be willing to go out to see them.

    I'm wonderfully blessed to have many MANY locations around me where I can listen to quality music for a small fee, or sometimes even free.

  • 5 - Greg

    Apr 18, 2006 at 8:56 am

    That is a great article, and funny enough, it reminds me of my own band which is primarily original, but on a really good night (only a great night), we sometimes launch in to Credence's Born on the Bayou, and our Drummer sings it with absolute heart and soul, riding the wave of life to its fullest....

  • 6 - Greg

    Apr 18, 2006 at 8:57 am

    www.buzzuniverse.com

  • 7 - Scott Butki

    Apr 22, 2006 at 10:14 am

    I go every Thursday and Friday nite to Port City Java, a local coffeehouse, where they have open mike nite on Thursday and a performer on Friday.

    Invariably some will sing country, some rock, some both.
    Its not unusual to hear acoustic covers of everything from Skynard, Cash and Oasis in the same set.

    I know it's not a bar but it is free and, to me at least, thrilling and fun.

    Keep hope alive.

  • 8 - John

    Oct 11, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    I am trying to find out what ever happened to an awesome bar band that came to Edmonton, AB in the mid to late 80's. They were called "Sweet Lucy" and their album was titled "Taste It" I actually wore the cassette out and have never been able to replace it. The lead singer was awesome! he sounded like a cross between Robert Plant and David Coverdale.
    Signed
    HELP!

  • 9 - Lori

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    In reply to John,

    I remember Sweet Lucy! I have a couple pictures of and with them. Unfortunately I don't have their tape. If you're on facebook, we have a group "Memories of Rock Central Station and Cheers at the Beverly Crest". I've put up pictures of Sweet Lucy, Electric (which later became the Age of Electric), Smask LA, Slick Toxik, Black Diamond, Big House etc.....

    Lori Lynn

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