Music Review: John Cena - You Can't See Me - Comments Page 3

Let's see if we can track the origins of how this album came to be. (Not meant to be complete but the general chain of events) It starts on WWE: Smackdown a few years back, Kurt Angle is in the ring offering to give someone a shot at stardom, out comes one John Cena, sadly, while he shows some spark, he doesn't really grab the crowd, Halloween roles around and all the wrestlers are in costumes, in comes Cena done up like Vanilla Ice and gives a goofy little rap, the rap thing becomes a part of the gimmick, gimmick becomes popular, then talks of an album comes up. That brings us to the present where a wrestling gimmick inspired a rap album. The big question is it any good? Also, will he have any credibility in the music industry? Hmmmm.…
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  • 76 - Stephanie

    Oct 09, 2005 at 5:28 pm

    hey John Cena! umm... i was just wondering what your e-mail is...THE CHAMP IS HERE! *wink wink*



  • 77 - Shawn

    Oct 10, 2005 at 6:08 am

    Hey John, I love how u wrestle and rap. You're like M&M and The Rock(in his prime) combined. You're awesome. Dude whenever you get chance, plz email me and tell me how you got your body to be so huge. I'm awe-stricken. But yeah, I'm like your number 1 fan.

  • 78 - manuel

    Oct 10, 2005 at 8:38 pm

    u rule let me have your email addres i email you on wwe.com but you din t email me back and i send my freestyle and you tell me best5 freestyle will win your cd and it wa like this jhon cena is here he get the opponent in the ring and the winner id he and he say if you want some come get some haha thats what i put and i want your cd real bad your number 1 fan manuel you can t see me fozzy sucks cena rulesss

  • 79 - manuel rubio

    Oct 11, 2005 at 10:03 pm

    u rule let me havwe your emil addres i email you on wwe.comcom but you dint email me back i send my freestyle and you tell me the best 5 freestyle will win your cd my freestyle was jhon cena is here he get the opponent in the ring he fight for the belt and the winner is him and he say if you want some come get some i give you some haha thats what i put i want your cd real bad your number one fan manuel you cant see me fozzy sucks CENA RULES RUCK FULES. MANUEL RUBIO THE CHAMP IS HERE HAHA

  • 80 - kanishk

    Oct 12, 2005 at 9:17 am

    hi i am kanishk u are the best wrestler .john cena u are cool. i like your chain . youre .i want to see your movie bad bad man.

  • 81 - devansh

    Oct 12, 2005 at 9:20 am

    yo wsupp batista , nobody has beaten from ages man i like da batista bomb]

  • 82 - kanishk

    Oct 12, 2005 at 9:28 am

    i love youre f u and 5 nuckle buffle shuwff
    and i like your style how u wear your clothes.

  • 83 - Tanner Leishman

    Oct 15, 2005 at 6:20 pm

    Hey Cena this is tanner u don't know me but i'm ur biggest fan in the world but who cares what everybody else think but i'm 14 and i still love wrestling and i love ur rap it kicks but well will u plzzzzzzzzzzzzz give me ur address plzzzzzzzz and i won't talk to u 27/7 like everyone else would do so write back to me
    Ur Favorite Tanner

  • 84 - jennifer

    Oct 15, 2005 at 9:01 pm

    john
    i like you i am 18 and i am you biggest
    fan ever i wach wrestling every monday to see wich wrestler is your best friend is it big show. I hope you win the title when you go agest kritangle i hate him i like you when i wach wrestling i cry when you get beat up that is how much i like. john i hope you come down tio newmarket so that i can meet you and get a signature on a pic of you.

  • 85 - cena is a suck

    Oct 16, 2005 at 8:05 am

    john cena you are the best sucker in the world every day you suck with any of your girlfriend.

  • 86 - ass

    Oct 16, 2005 at 8:11 am

    u are bhanchout saala apani lannd choose . u fucker u have aids

  • 87 - alienboy

    Oct 16, 2005 at 8:15 am

    don't you just love it when people get so pumped that they start answering their own comments under another name, just as here in #85 and 86, hahahahahahahahaaaaa

  • 88 - Aruba¤girl

    Oct 17, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    Hi john i like your freestyle and your sexy body.When you came to aruba ??Im really whant to see you.I luv wrestling and i luv you to.Im 16 f aruba.See ya.You cant see me.

  • 89 - shawn

    Oct 18, 2005 at 7:35 pm

    jhon cena is the best and any mother fucker that says he suck i will go and there his or her ass i'm john cena's # 1 fan chan gang for ever


    u can't see me

  • 90 - shawn

    Oct 18, 2005 at 7:43 pm

    can u give me your e-mail plz im your # 1 fan im saving my money so i can come see u can u plz e-mail me back and give me your e-mail pppppppllllllllllzzzzzzzzz i'm your # 1 fan and i will do any thing to come see u fight live and go back stage with u

  • 91 - Caro

    Oct 19, 2005 at 11:02 am

    Cena never give is email or phone number, he is not crazy. You seem to be big fan of him but don't go crazy...

  • 92 - Chris Beaumont

    Oct 19, 2005 at 11:30 am

    It's funny how people think he is here.
    This was just a review of the CD.

    The Champ Is (not) Here!

  • 93 - Mark Saleski

    Oct 19, 2005 at 11:33 am

    i get this all of the time in the hip-hop reviews. very entertaining. sort of.

  • 94 - Chris Beaumont

    Oct 19, 2005 at 11:50 am

    Makes me sad for the perceived intelligence level of the poster.

  • 95 - Daniel

    Oct 20, 2005 at 12:32 pm

    Hey whatz good Cena

  • 96 - John Cena

    Oct 20, 2005 at 11:00 pm

    Hey chain gang! Everything good for me! It's cool to see your message but, I cannot give you email adress or phone number, but stay hot, stay connected, I will be back an other time!

  • 97 - cena

    Oct 21, 2005 at 5:48 am

    hey this cd is still not in pakistan

  • 98 - BRIANA

    Oct 22, 2005 at 9:11 am

    I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND THIS,WELL MY grandma did,i love tour cd.You should make another onewell if you did id be buying it.gotta go

  • 99 - Brittney H

    Oct 22, 2005 at 1:34 pm

    John I think your the hottest guy in the world.Please come back to WWE!So I can see you more on TV.Because I don't have cable!

  • 100 - cagla

    Oct 22, 2005 at 5:44 pm

    hey john cena this is cagla i love u sooooooooooooooooooo much i am crazy about u.in school the only thing i concentrate is u my friends get board of me cuz i talk about u how hott u are.i would like too call u if u give me ur number.
    ps call me on my cell my number is [phone number deleted] call me at saturday at 5:30.
    luv cagla cena

  • 101 - selin

    Oct 22, 2005 at 5:54 pm

    hey john cena i like u and i am a big fan of urs my cousin cagla is crazy about u she is so stupid that she gave her number out but plz call oh and if have a match or a tornament or music can u plz gime me a ticket for me and my cousin cagla becuz we are crazy about u.im around n.y. brooklyn and if u can plz vist my school cunningham i.s.234.
    ps. my cell number is [phone number deleted] plz call me i luv u.
    luv selin holla at me

  • 102 - Warren

    Oct 22, 2005 at 6:53 pm

    Folks, stop posting your phone number. It's stupid, dangerous, and WILL be deleted. Think a little bit, folks.

  • 103 - Rebecca Jones

    Oct 23, 2005 at 8:36 am

    hhheeeeyyyyyyy,
    cena i AM ur biggest, bestest, and hottest #1 fan EVA!!!! i love you sssssssoooooooo much that it isnt funny!! u are like THE HOTTEST guy in the WHOLE WORLD!!!! oh and i think is SSSOOO stupid that we cant give out phone #'s and stuff because i would REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE to talk to cena, like that was biggest wish ever, it was to either meet you or talk to you. well g2g, buh bye

    luv ya LOTS,
    rebecca jones

  • 104 - manuel

    Oct 23, 2005 at 10:51 am

    u rule

  • 105 - ari

    Oct 23, 2005 at 11:59 am

    john cena rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 106 - ari

    Oct 23, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    i'm cena's biggest fan!!!

  • 107 - ari

    Oct 23, 2005 at 12:02 pm

    cena u r my fav wrestiler and u will be the wwe champ 4ever no matter wat and i went to raw live and i saw u it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 108 - Rob

    Oct 25, 2005 at 8:57 am

    Am i the only one here who has noticed the fact that everyone here believes that john cena is actually reading all your comments! WOW america's more dumber than i thought. John cena has to be the worst champion to have stepped foot in the WWE. I wouldnt have minded him so much if vince mcmahon hadnt handed him the WWE title on a plate john cena's been in the WWE for less than 3 years and my guess is that hes only been wrestling for about three years also and so far hes held the title longer than a man who has been wrestling for 18 years and is cosidered to be the best techinical wrestler int his business. cena's FU finishing move is no more than a firemans carry 3 feet above the air. chris benoit uses the firemans carry but its not even a move he uses to win a match if benoit hit a firemans carry the wreslters would just get back up but when john cena uses the firemans carry the match is over and cena is still champion. i know these comments might be totally off topic but its the truth and if cena doesnt realise that it either wrestling or music then i guess his music and wrestling skills will continue to degrade to the lowest form of wrestler and musician not that all cena haters are saying he isnt already at the lowest form in bothe music and wrestling *rolls eyes* :D

    soon all you cena fans will realise that cena cannot wrestle! maybe when we stop getting 11 year olds commenting on here about how great he is you will soon know what a real wrestler is a.k.a bret hart, chris benoit, kurt angle even scotty2hotty has more talent in his little finger than cena! the sooner you "chain gang members" realise this the better!

  • 109 - cheka

    Oct 25, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    hi im ur bigest fan and i hope i win tickets 4 free 2 see u.!!

  • 110 - ahsan

    Oct 26, 2005 at 11:57 am

    hi john.u rock man..u r gonna become a legend.i love ur album and ur entrance music.its off the chain. can i have ur email address and a copy of ur album you can't see me.i love bad bad man.

  • 111 - ahsan

    Oct 26, 2005 at 12:04 pm

    hi john.this is the second time i am commenting. i just want to say that not only do u rock but ur belt does to. me and my little bro think u are the world's greatest wrestler.we watch wrestling all the time and get excited when u enter the ring because u have respect for all the fans and have something decent to say unlike carlito and the other idiots.watching u whenever ur in action.i love the F-U.it would be my finishing move if i was a wrestler.always with u even when u lose.plz email me soon

  • 112 - manuel rubio

    Oct 27, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    I FINALLY GOT YOUR CD EVEREBODY IN THE CLUB MAKE IT LOUD WORD LIFE

  • 113 - Mary K. Williams

    Oct 27, 2005 at 11:20 pm

    WOW Chris, they just don't stop! But actually I'm with you. My older son bought this CD and I got used to it pretty quick. I know exactly what you mean about 'Vive Cuervo'! Yeah I should put that in my podcast - if I ever do one that is.

    Now that song is stuck in my head...
    ::humming::

  • 114 - BRIANA

    Oct 28, 2005 at 3:55 pm

    hey i dindt know you were on google send me your other sites please Jhon

  • 115 - Chris Beaumont

    Oct 28, 2005 at 8:56 pm

    That last comment made me laugh!

  • 116 - drianne porter

    Oct 29, 2005 at 12:44 am

    Hey John, Who ever doesn't like u they fricken suck alotttt!!!I am so absest with u!! I have a lot of your posters in my room. I LOVE U I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE BYE JOHN CENA~Pease out

  • 117 - drieanne porter

    Oct 29, 2005 at 12:47 am

    I ment i have alot of posters of u in my room!!!

  • 118 - Penny Woods

    Oct 29, 2005 at 2:05 am

    Wow, what a lot of mark comments on this post.

  • 119 - ramy

    Oct 29, 2005 at 8:15 am

    Ilove u .

    iI'm from eygpt and i love amirican.

    I need your E_mail,because i want some.

    and i want ask u why u didn't came on eygpt.

    this is my number in eygpt [deleted] and on saudi aribia [deleted].

    please call me.

    i want u came in eygpt or saudi aribia.

    bye





  • 120 - no1_cena_fan_4_life

    Oct 29, 2005 at 8:26 am

    cena u rule i love ure music itz off da chain ure a terrific wrestler i seen u october the 28th i absoultly cryed wen u came out ure my idol by the way wen r use comin bak iight peace

  • 121 - christopher spitznogle

    Oct 29, 2005 at 7:44 pm

    cena, you should make another album, i think your going to earn money :) ..

  • 122 - Caro

    Oct 29, 2005 at 10:43 pm

    DON'T POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR ADRESS!! John will never call or email you so, STOP IT! You gonna have problem if you continu to do that!!

  • 123 - Kaytee

    Oct 30, 2005 at 1:07 am

    K I'll admit i have a huge crush on u but it's wierd when girls just throw their self at guys...most of the girls writting and kinda creepy not to be mean and the guys i think r a little too jelous and its sickening....but yah u ROCK john keep up the good work....
    keep it real
    Kaytee~xox

  • 124 - ramy

    Oct 30, 2005 at 1:55 am

    hello,cena u make everbody say im stupyd because i want call u soo to make me retuen to the chat and don't lose a 1 fan tell me a website to get your ringtones in saudi aribia.

    thanks

  • 125 - becky

    Oct 30, 2005 at 11:38 am

    we love you john cena and you are sexy from becky and kirsty

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