MTV's VMA's

Author: wKenPublished: Aug 31, 2002 at 5:06 pm 9 comments

Others have reviewed it here before, but it would feel so empty without me. So I've finally seen MTV's Video Music Awards for myself. I felt like I was transported back in time to some odd spot in the space-time continuum where the young Rolling Stones, The Who, and Michael Jackson were sharing the stage. I don't think that it's just because I'm old enough to remember seeing the originals way back then.

Man, I even think I saw Bruce Springsteen and Axle Rose doing a parody of their younger selves. Damn. When did hip, cutting edge music get so old and recycled? How is ripping off imitating Mick Jagger or Michael Jackson (when he was alive and human) any different than rapping over the music from an old hit. It's like the P. Diddyfication of rocknroll. Everything that's old is new again, my ass. Wasn't there a period in there between the 1920's and the 1980's when popular music was evolving and creative? Now teenager's think The Hives are ultra hip, but how are they any different than an Elvis impersonator? I can see them on a Vegas stage with Rain doing a tribute to the British invasion.

And someone should tell The Vines that trashing your equipment at the end of a song isn't very rebellious when you do it night after night at the end of the same song. Especially when The Who were doing it 35 years ago. That shit got old and predictable even back in the 60's. Justin, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You aren't an old white alien woman, so stop trying to be Michael Jackson. Use your talent for good and not evil.

No wonder Britney left your ass, you mixed up future pedophile psycho. It's sad to think that Limp Bizkit has been the most original influence in caucasian music in the last five years. Yeah, they copied things, but mixed it into a unique style that spawned a thousand other angry tattooed racker bands. Give me rap with it's attempt to be creative, even when it fails. I may be old, but I like my shit fresh.

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  • 1 - Paul

    Aug 31, 2002 at 10:45 pm

    The Hives struck me as a Rollingstones karaoke band with Kurt Cobain playing guitar.

  • 2 - Jeru

    Sep 01, 2002 at 2:36 pm

    Seeing those guys lined up with their shirts spelling out "H-I-V-E-S" changed my life, believe it or not. It looked to me like they were making a fashion statement about AIDS awareness. Certainly got me thinking, anyway.

  • 3 - Brian

    Sep 01, 2002 at 2:37 pm

    I love the Hives, but I must agree that the whole Mick Jagger impression was a bit annoying. Still, I always like to see live music (as opposed to lip-sync), especially wild, loud rock n' roll. The Hives, The Vines, The Strokes and The White Stripes (my favorite) are the 4 emerging bands leading the real rock come back and I'm glad to have them! I'll take that over boy bands or plastic solo artists with 2 dozen backup dancers anyday.

  • 4 - Sarah

    Sep 01, 2002 at 5:53 pm

    Limp Bizkit is the most creative influence on caucasian music in years? What planet are you from?

    Many bands are far better and more creative than Limp Bizkit, and some of those bands are pretty mainstream. Weezer comes to mind; their album Pinkerton (1996) was trashed at the time, but is now staging a comebacnk (perhaps because people realize how lousy most pop music is). Their newest cd, Maladroit, was equally creative, incorporating rock elements like the Vines/Hives wish they had the talent to do.

  • 5 - wKen

    Sep 03, 2002 at 3:41 pm

    I come from planet "wKen", Sarah, in the wKen Universe, as the leader of the wKingdom of wKen and chief proclaimer of all things wKen-like.

    I didn't say that Limp Bizkit is good or bad. I said that they had the greatest creative influence in rock music (whatever that is) in the last 5 years. Weezer's Pinkerton falls just outside my 5 year timeframe, but I will grant that it has influenced a large number of bands.

    Everyone is influenced by those before them, and I actually like the big four "The" bands. I just find the open imitation of one specific influence really boring after a few minutes. Rock-out like a young Stones or get psychodelic like the late Beatles, but don't wear the clothes, haircuts, dancesteps, chord progressions, lyric patterns, stageshow antics, etc. like you are a group of rebels at the front of the next big thing.

    Take from the past and add plenty of yourself, if you want to impress me, anyway. I doubt that anyone really cares about impressing me, though, as long as CD sales are good.

  • 6 - aaron

    Sep 04, 2002 at 3:58 pm

    "at no point in your ramblings did you express a clear thought....everyone in this room is now dunmber for haveing heard you speak. i ward you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."


    ----from Billy Madison

  • 7 - wKen

    Sep 04, 2002 at 6:28 pm

    Another example of no original expression. The P. Diddyfication of blog comments is upon us.

  • 8 - Marcelo

    Oct 17, 2002 at 1:52 am

    Eu acho que os dois estão enganados.

    São dois americanos idiotas tentando elevar o status de artistas medíocres como Fred Durst.

    E, mesmo imitando os Rolling Stones, o The Hives ainda é uma boa banda, porque não ? =)

    Tomara que explodam outras duas torres no seu país fedorento. E que o assassino que está assolando o seu país continue matando pessoas que o mundo agradece não ter mais na ativa !

    Imperialismo nojento.

    Imbecilóides, nem entendem outra língua...

    Tsc Tsc...

    E depois nós que somos os idiotas, burros e infelizes do Terceiro mundo que vivem em uma selva infestada de macacos...

    Marcelo

  • 9 - ARUGGHH

    Dec 30, 2006 at 10:46 pm

    HAHA THIS WAS SO LONG AGO..

    ahhh. i think you've failed to note that most mainstream rap is just as tired and overdone as those above mentioned "rawk" acts.

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