It's not my fault. I don't want to start this, but it simply has to be. This photo simply DEMANDS to be the subject of a caption contest:
Given the reckless endangerment documented by this photo, The Freak has it coming to him. He wants to screw up his own face, that's his business. This is really pushing the point, though. Yes, he's created some of the greatest records in the history of modern pop music, but that's no excuse.
Alrighty then, kiddies, let's have some creative captions in the comments section.
Here, I'll give you one to start off:
"Can't you see that I'm just trying to help out The Children?"
Article comments
1 - Eric Olsen
"I'll teach you to peepee your diaper right after I changed you - okay, I didn't change you but Consuela did!!"
2 - Puddin' Tame
"Too old. Take him back. I told you, I likes 'em YOUNG!"
3 - juls
"Dance Mr. BoDangles, dance."
4 - I M Desparate
"Start buying my shitty records again, or the kid gets it!"
5 - Ren
Oh my God, it has my old nose!
6 - Bubbles
"Look, me and Bubbles have a luv child!"
7 - Dawn
"Look at what I just bought - only $2000 on the blackmarket. Ha,ha, blackmarket. I am black, did you know that? No? It's true, I really am."
Okay seriously, where did Michael Jackson get a WHITE baby? Someone call the authorities already.
8 - M.J.
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who has the whitest skin of all?"
"Sorry but I must say, your son has skin as White as Snow"
"He must be Killed! I'll throw him to my loyal fans and they will tear him to shreds if he survives the fall!"
9 - Janet Jackson
Waiter, I like my babies Well done! this one's rare. Take 'em back!
10 - Bill Sherman
"But the kid is not my son. . ."
11 - Joe Katzman
"Bubbles the chimp LOVES this one!"
12 - Steve
It's a Boy!!! And white too.
13 - Wayne Butane
"I saw Eric Clapton do this once."
14 - Dave
I saw Wayne do it twice.
15 - mark
MICHAEL JACKSON HAS GONE TOO FAR I AM SO PISSED OFF AT HIM I HOPE HE DIES. HE USED TO HAVE REALLY GREAT MUSIC. THE SONG "BEAT IT" IS STILLA GOOD SONG TO ME. BUT TODAY HIS FACED LOOKS FUCKED UP, I WISH HE COULD JUST DIE.
16 - MARK
MICHAEL JACKSON IS SOOOOOO FUCKED UP. WHAT HAS HE DONE TO HIS FACE, HE LOOKED FINE BEFORE HE TURNED WHITE. WHAT HE DOES TO HIS KIDS IS INSANE. WHO THE FUCK HANGS THEIR KIDS OVER THE DECK OF THEIR APPARTMENT, AND SCREAMS AT THE SAME TIME. MICHAEL JACKSON HAD* A GREAT CAREER AND HE FUCKED IT ALL UP.
IT IS DEPRESSING.
SPELLING ERROR ON ORIGINAL WRITING, HAS = HAD
17 - CHANTAL
15 - mark
Jun 07, 2007 at 7:42 pm
MICHAEL JACKSON HAS GONE TOO FAR I AM SO PISSED OFF AT HIM I HOPE HE DIES. HE USED TO HAVE REALLY GREAT MUSIC. THE SONG "BEAT IT" IS STILLA GOOD SONG TO ME. BUT TODAY HIS FACED LOOKS FUCKED UP, I WISH HE COULD JUST DIE.
URE AN ASSHOLE TO WISH ANYONE DEAD! JUNE 26 2009 U BAD MOUTHED HIM,
18 - CHANTAL
I mean june 25 2009
!i dont mean to "personal attack" anyone but damn i kno ppl r fucked up sometimes and they dnt make the right choices i bet that he didnt even realize what would happen for his actions he knew he wasnt going to drop the kid sometime ppl make dumb moves but hey we are human he looks like a great father. so pls guys have respect towards the man he just freakin died!
19 - monika
i dunno why errbody is cursing at him.. :(
R.I.P. MICHAEL..
20 - leanne
micheal is my hero im 12 n i love imm so much n enywan who critises himm dusnt have the right to because they didnt know him he was tha worlds greatist artist and alwais will be never forget him i love him 2 bits and im 12!! y did u die micheal i alredy miss u !! lets all celebrate his extreordanary lifee !! 1958 -2009!!
21 - I LOVEE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huu am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n dus a personal attack meen u attack urself!!!????!!!???!
22 - Robert N
You see Blanket.. I'm Peter Pan and your my son and together we will fly to Neverland!