If Michael Jackson had ever been married, he would be immune to being made fun of for smelling up the bathroom.
I can imagine this conversation:
Police #1 — Hey, where's the King of Pop
Police # 2 — In the bathroom
Police # 1 — You think his s*** don't stink?
Police # 2 — Nope.
Article comments
1 - Tom Johnson
Jackson was married to Lisa Marie Presley . . . they had that ultra-creepy kiss on one of the awards shows. That you forget - and I initially forgot - shows how seriously we all took this marriage.
2 - Chris
I didn't forget. He may have been married, but he wasn't Married.
3 - Eric Olsen
Actually, he wasn't married TWICE.
4 - Joe
I think in this particular case it is appropriate to enclose the word married in quotes.