And then there’s song 11, a remix to the song “cuttin’” which has, seriously, a sample of “yodel ay hee hoo”, like, the yodel? And what’s weird is it works. This is an album that the first time you hear it, aside from a few songs, you’re ready with the shovel to bury rap music, and then on the fifth or sixth listen, you’re at the diamond teeth store, dropping your kid’s college fund on a blinged out grill. It’s, as said, uncanny. And there's the fact that Mr. Jones can actually rap, in between spittin out his name & phone number and repeating the chorus for the 18th time, there are some gems.
Anyway, the "it grows on you like a weed" phenomenon, combined with the production, which ain’t half bad, and works for the material, and despite and, conversely, because of, the repetitive lyrics over & over again, and the listenability curve which takes more turns than an anaconda after a cough syrup binge, lead me to the inexorable conclusion that I’d recommend it. To myself, at least. Aloha.
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— go to most recent comments1 - Bryan McKay
Isn't this the same guy who shouts out his phone number all the time and encourages his fans to call him?
Also, calling your album Who Is Mike Jones? leaves yourself open to a lot of easy potshots from critics...
"Who is Mike Jones? That's the question that will be on people's minds six months from now when this album ends up in the bargain bin at your local K-Mart."
Things of that sort.
2 - Mike Jones' Girl
wats up mike jones is hot yo! His flow is tyght as hell, fucc all y'all haters out there. Mike Jones da future baby!
3 - MIKE JONES
FUCK U HATERS WHEN I KICK ASS AND U R LIKE O SHIT WE WERE WRONG YA I AM THE BEST SO KISS ASS GO CALL 666 THERES U R PLACE BITCHES ! YO MIKE JONES GURL THANX FOR BEING A TRUE FAN HIT ME UP [Deleted. Fake or real, we don't post phone numbers or emails on here. Thank you. Comments Editor.] FO REAL !!!!!!!!!!
4 - luis
yo mike jones iz da shit u cant mess wit him he'll kck all ya azzes guaranteed [Deleted. Fake or real, we don't post phone numbers or emails on here. Thank you. Comments Editor.] !!!!!!!
5 - chubby thug
Hey hey, this is the deal. I'm commin from the dirty 3rd -- htown born and raised. i been bumpin mike jones for several years now and his ish is legit, straight up. me and mike jones is actually tight -- i ball with this dawg in da clubs and studio all tha time. This boi and his krew been droppin thowed beets unda ground fo a long ass time. He repeats shit cause it deserves to be repeated. oh and to berkley shmo, its back then hoes didn't want me, now i'm hot, hoes all on me. ain't no damn hot dog in it. so, mike jones been grindin daily fo a long ass time and now its his time to get his shine on. by his album and throw yo othas away. listen to tha swisha house exclusively
6 - mike jones's #1 fan
i try calling mike jones and i always get an answering machine that says the number u have reached is not in service
7 - mike jones's #1 fan
wut is mike jones's home number
8 - Eric Olsen
wut is the number of grains of sand?
9 - belinda
hey who here tried to call mike jones and didnt get threw? cuz when i tried to call all i got was a machine and i wanna call mike jones cuz hes the shit!!! is [Deleted. Fake or real, we don't post phone numbers or emails on here. Thank you. Comments Editor.] his real number or not and if u kno it tell me!!
10 - someone
yeah, mike jones never answers his phone...:(
11 - carmellita
[Deleted. Fake or real, we don't post phone numbers or emails on here. Thank you. Comments Editor.] is not mike jones real number
12 - Trisha
Haha mike jones is so gay, i can't believe you guys are wasteing your life on him! Yeah im cool lets shout my name out 100 times with my number because i want ten million people calling me! Mike Jones! Mike Jones! Who is my question! In a few months mike jones wont be the shit with anyone anymore, except for with wannabe wiggers. But that's cool with me, be whatever you want to be i guess.
13 - Sprite Florida
Mike Jones is tyght and yall need to stop hatin' on him fo realz!!!!!!!!!!! Mickey Mouse Rulez!!!!!!!!!! I may be 600 lbs. and a lesbo livin' in a trailer park in Willacoochie, Georgia but he's HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
14 - mikejones
SHUT THE FUCKUP EVERYBODY IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT NOW U WONDER WHY HE CHANGED IT CUZ EVERYBODY KEEPS ON BOTHERING HIM
15 - Scott Butki
So, um, whose phone # is that cause that's not a cool thing to post.
16 - Lakeisha
Don hate the playa, hate the game!! lol
17 - Steven
I want to Know what is Mike Jones real phone number? I need to know this!
18 - Steven
how com some of ya'll is hating on mike
19 - Mike Jones's Hoe
Mike Jones is Not gay at all he's hot and i love him. he is the best around. and if i see one of you white ass mike jones hating mother fuckers ill bust a cap in yo ass wit my gat. so dont fuck with mike jones bitches.
20 - MJ is da bomb
Yo man, i dont know what the fuck y'all talking about but i just wanna say Mike Jones is the best. and to all you mike jones haters how would you like it if mike jones made fun you. so if you niggaz wanna fuck with MJ ya'll gotta fuck with Paul wall, slim thug, chamillionare,and bun B
21 - Miss Red
he's my furture baby daddy
22 - Miss Red
He said back then they didn't want him that's because he didn't know me i think Mike Jones is sexy my home girls say i don't have taste but i do have taste for Mike Jones so Mike Jones Holla at Cha girl at [Deleted. Fake or real, we don't post phone numbers or emails on here. Thank you. Comments Editor.] I Love Mike Jones
23 - TK
yall need to quit hating on mike jones yall just a bunch of fuckin hataz cuz yall can wreck on da mic like he can.. bitches
24 - TK
yall cant*** wreck on da mic
25 - Chaz
Chamillionaire tells it like it is. Dike Jones, fo realz.