His Name's Mike Jones, and did I mention his name's Mike Jones? - Comments Page 3

Ok, here’s the thing, this southern music, you like it, well, I like it, sometimes, well, depending, but it’s like you feel guilty enjoying it, you know? It’s not, as Chuck D might opine, sophisticated. I like this mike jones shit. Especially the single, you feel it, it’s saying something. It’s saying that, well, back then hoes didn’t want him, now he’s hot as molasses or whatever, I think he’s saying “hot as hot dogs on me?” not sure, but the jist is, he was a run of the mill chunky dude, at least in the eyes of the ladies, and now he’s king of the hill, all cuz grammamma told him to use his name and give out his cell number on record and say his name over and over and over again, and, well, you know what, it works.…
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  • 76 - mike is

    Feb 06, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    [Entire comment deleted]

  • 77 - CHico

    Feb 14, 2006 at 11:08 am

    CHINGO BLING,PAUL WALL,BUN B,LUCKY LUCIANO,PIMP C,HAWK,Z-RO,TREA,STUNTA,GRIMM,TWIN BEREDAZ,LIL KEKE,LIL'BING,FLATLINE,Chamillionaire, AND SOUTH PARK MEXICAN

    FUC|{ the REST

  • 78 - MJ bAByGuRl4LiFe

    Feb 28, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    man mike jones is the shit!!!hes the finest rapper around,2 all ya haterz out there ya just pissed cuz ya cant row like my baby mike!!! and no my boo aint no fu*kin dike!!so ya just shut the Fuc* up!!hes a true gansta!!so fuc* all ya haterz!!more than half the people love him more than they hate him so fuc* off bi*ches!!n if u got shit 2 say about him than cum thru ya fucki* p*ssies be a man like my baby mike jones!who?mike jones?!?!?1

  • 79 - Deandra

    Mar 18, 2006 at 11:17 pm

    im gonna start my music career so there's a big need to meet him. i wanna tell him how i adore him. i think i might attend fashion school in houston instead of miami.

  • 80 - Deandra

    Mar 18, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    I like big men. it's something very cute about them. like when there sleep they look like a chubby baby; and when your cuddling they're like a teddy bear. they're so cute and sweet. i can tell he is. by the way he studda's and stuff when he takes interviews. he has no experience in interviews i find that quite attractive.

  • 81 - Deandra

    Mar 20, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    I loved his performance in that whole 2005 bet awards. even though it wasn't such a good award show.

  • 82 - Goldiggah

    Mar 21, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    Chamillionaire is straight up right , mike jones is a straight fool. [Edited]

  • 83 - Chamillionaire

    Mar 25, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    Mike Jones - The most non-rapping rapper Houston has ever seen.

  • 84 - universal

    Mar 26, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    i cant stand mjs voice, sounds like hes askin his momma for a candy bar at the store. chamillionaire and paul wall sound like men and dont have to rap all day about how they couldnt get pussy before they were famous. mj needs to take the money hes got, and leave the industry asap

  • 85 - TC23

    Mar 26, 2006 at 11:37 pm

    mike jones is the shit so fuck all ya hatin niggas,ya just mad because he stakin paper.


    - AJ fo life

  • 86 - universal

    Mar 27, 2006 at 10:34 am

    there seems to be alot more people against mj then with him. thats cuz he doesnt deserve to be famous like many other rappers do, 50 cent really was a drug dealer and really was a thug, mike jones is well known because of the way his voice sounds(even though i still think its annoying) its the same with lil wayne and lil flip, without their voices they wouldnt ever make it in the game

  • 87 - ashleytisdale

    Mar 28, 2006 at 7:17 pm

    what are you guys talking about

  • 88 - iAmMikeJones

    Apr 10, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    mike ones sucks... he is a disgrace to the rap industry

  • 89 - julian

    May 05, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    im mikejones who mike jones the 1 and only and u cant cloan me i got a lot of haters and lots of homies some firends and some fonie fuck all ya haters ya just watch by the years i bet he will be number 1 like he says biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 90 - kilo.g. da king

    May 22, 2006 at 10:41 am

    south park mexican,z-ro,slim thug,paul wall,chamillionare,s.u.c.,scarface,lil flip,and chingo bling are H-towns finnest. fuck the rest of them haterz
    p.s.
    man fuck T.I.
    Dope House
    to the fullest
    fo real. FREE SPM

  • 91 - kilo.g. da king

    May 22, 2006 at 10:45 am

    DOPE HOUSE #1 TIL THE VERY END

  • 92 - elevation

    Jun 05, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    UGH THE SOUTHERN HIP HOP SCENE DISGUSTS ME (ESP MJ)! U WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME REAL HIP HOP CHECK OUT:

    GANG STARR

    LEARN TO APPRECIATE HIP HOP AND NOT FALL INTO LISTENING TO THIS HARDASS BULLSHIT. ITS NOT COOL AND YOU ARE NOT COOL. WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOU WILL BE LIKE WTF WAS I THINKING... ELEVATE YOUR MIND OR STAY POOR AS GHETTO TRASH LISTENING TO POOR ASS GHETTO MUSIC.

  • 93 - big c pimpin major

    Jun 21, 2006 at 12:31 am

    hey sup Im a big mike jones fan

  • 94 - kendra

    Jul 27, 2006 at 2:27 am

    you are the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I like your grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 95 - Baller

    Aug 09, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    Any body got his new number [Edited] he is going to release the new one sooner or later

  • 96 - Mike Jones is Gay

    Nov 06, 2006 at 11:37 pm

    lol the "who? mike jones" gimmick is so gay. that guy sucks at rapping. people just like him b/c other people do lol, they must b on drugs yall niggaz just supportin him cuz he sucks. who? who? exactly, thats so gay, he dont even know his own name or sumthn. yeah...any decent rapper is better then him, even some underbround rappers....whoever signed that gy? he sucks. And hes so hard to understand, slow ass music.

  • 97 - andrew aka koopa fan since 2000

    Dec 04, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    who- dike jones who-dike jones

  • 98 - andrew aka koopa fan since 2000

    Dec 04, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    man koopa is the best in the game so screw dike jones. Yall listen to chamillionaire underground songs and you'll see why he on top and dike bumpin his gums think he hot. MIKE JONES IS NOT HOT!!!! dont fall into his tricks yall hes fake.Start listenin to koopa.

  • 99 - andrew aka koopa fan since 2000

    Dec 04, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    and if u dont think i would say it to ya face come to pennsylvania. Its chamillionaire till im six feet under. Who cares if u gotta gun to ma head. Im reppin koopa till i die. Chamillitary mayne.

  • 100 - B-boy

    Dec 04, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    IT ^ WORKS!!!

  • 101 - the O.G

    Jan 11, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    the one track was hot, it all sucked after that. C'mon rappers don't need to rap bout their grandma's. basically the guy is a 1 hit wonder. where is mike jones, his single is on crunk hits 2006 his single came out 2 years earlier. poor guy should be on the back of a milk carton. where did he go and I hope he doesn't come till he gots a album with at least 4 or decent tracks. I know it won't happen so lets start a wack rapper collection fund so he can feed family

  • 102 - GABBY

    Apr 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    HEY YALL AND ALL U HATAZ WHO SAY MIIKE JONES AINT NUTHIN THIS IS 4 U HATING IS A DISEASE SO ALL HATAZ GET CHECKED MIKE JONES GIRL 4 LYFE

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