His Name's Mike Jones, and did I mention his name's Mike Jones? - Comments Page 2

Ok, here’s the thing, this southern music, you like it, well, I like it, sometimes, well, depending, but it’s like you feel guilty enjoying it, you know? It’s not, as Chuck D might opine, sophisticated. I like this mike jones shit. Especially the single, you feel it, it’s saying something. It’s saying that, well, back then hoes didn’t want him, now he’s hot as molasses or whatever, I think he’s saying “hot as hot dogs on me?” not sure, but the jist is, he was a run of the mill chunky dude, at least in the eyes of the ladies, and now he’s king of the hill, all cuz grammamma told him to use his name and give out his cell number on record and say his name over and over and over again, and, well, you know what, it works.…
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  • 26 - Miss Red

    Nov 04, 2005 at 1:24 pm

    F*** Chamilionaire and chaz Mike Jones is what that is ya heard me

  • 27 - GAngstaa

    Nov 06, 2005 at 5:50 pm

    so is it his real number or what i wud like to know?

  • 28 - miss thyckness

    Nov 07, 2005 at 10:16 am

    man yall needs ta bak da fuk on mike jones ... and mike jones way far from bein gay so who eva sed mike jones gay they ugly ass gay cuz they aint got shyt betta to do then hate thats they job and they needa job on sum body else cuz MIKE JONES IS DA SHYT SO FUK YALL HATAZ THANK YA AND HAVE A NICE DAY YALL HOLLA AT CHA GURL

  • 29 - K-Town boi

    Nov 08, 2005 at 12:42 pm

    who dike jones... its all bout chamillionaire

  • 30 - confused

    Nov 09, 2005 at 1:54 pm

    who is mike jones? someone please tell me... is [deleted]4 his real number.... and who is chamillionaire? someone help me

  • 31 - PrettyNicky254

    Nov 13, 2005 at 8:53 pm

    K-Town representa....fukc a dike jones. Back then they didnt want ya.........AND WE STILL DONT WANT YO FRAUD A$$. Who is Chamillionaire? Are you serious?? He's the name they say is runnin the game....chamillionaire man...

    The mixtape messiah....that's my nicca...

  • 32 - [Kaiser]

    Nov 14, 2005 at 8:42 pm

    Mike Jones owns you nubs. He's the best around. You can say "WHO?" just about anywhere and like 20 people shout out "Mike Jones!". His name is known. His flow is the best around

  • 33 - Miss Red

    Nov 18, 2005 at 1:32 pm

    Mike Jones is what that is

  • 34 - Dj Scribble

    Nov 19, 2005 at 11:04 pm

    [Deleted] hit mike jones up on da low cause mike jones about da blow! You Da shit boi dont let deez [Deleted] get 2 ya ya heard nigga peace.

  • 35 - Dj Scribble

    Nov 19, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    pretty nicky yous a FN skeez mike jones da shit hes da future a$$hole

  • 36 - Dj Scribble

    Nov 19, 2005 at 11:10 pm

    Yall saw Mike Jones blow up next is alternative skillz juz give it time baby.

  • 37 - TIRA

    Nov 20, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    NUMBER 33 BITCH DONT NOBODY LIKE MIKE JONES HE IS SO UGLY YOU PROBABLY UGLY THAN HE IS

  • 38 - Mike Jones

    Nov 20, 2005 at 10:36 pm

    Who?

    Mike Jones!

    WHO?

    MIKE JONES!!

  • 39 - Miss Red

    Nov 22, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    Mike Jones is tha one ya heard me!

  • 40 - mike jones

    Nov 22, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    hey this really is mike jones um so yall hit me yup n the [Deleted. Even if you were Mike jones, I couldn't let you post your number. Sorry. Comments Editor]

  • 41 - bunghole

    Nov 22, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    Hey,Luis. Mike Jones sucks!!!! He is not "da shi#". I can mess with him and he's not kicking anybody's "azz"!! [Deleted. BUNGHOLE: Get to grips with the Comments Policy. Soon... Comments Editor] and rap sucks!!! Trisha,(comment #12)I toatally agree with everything you said. Write me back on this message board.

  • 42 - bunghole

    Nov 25, 2005 at 4:48 am

    I saw what the editor typed on my Mike Jones comment. "Get a grip on comment policy." That's stupid!!!

  • 43 - bunghole

    Nov 25, 2005 at 2:59 pm

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  • 44 - Sexy Beach Babe

    Nov 25, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    Blog Critics is freaking [hate reference deleted]. Ya'll need to get a life!!! I feel sorry for ya'll. BYE Xanga is the way to go!!!

  • 45 - Sexy Beach Babe

    Nov 25, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    Mike Jones is awesome. I love his music "Back Then" brings back crazy summer memories that I love. So yea ya'll suck

  • 46 - bunghole

    Nov 25, 2005 at 4:25 pm

    Anyone on this website,I apologize for my stupid cousin,taylor,she thinks this website is stupid,well she's stupid!!!

  • 47 - oddworld

    Nov 26, 2005 at 1:01 am

    Who is this idiot, I just came home from work and he left me a threatning message on my answering maching telling me to leave his girl alone. I hope you are reading this, and dont call my fucking number again or I will call the police BITCH.

  • 48 - 50 CENT

    Nov 27, 2005 at 12:28 am

    YOU FOOLS ARE STUPID FOR LIKING THIS FATASS.
    HE AINT SHIT.
    THIS IS A REAL RAP.
    MIKE JONES U A WINDOW SHOPPER MAD AT ME CUZ I AINT A FATASS

  • 49 - GAME

    Nov 27, 2005 at 12:33 am

    I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH 50 CENT EVEN IF HES A PUSSY. HERES MY RAP.
    HATE IT OR LUV IT MIKEJONES I AM STILL NUMBER 1000000000000000000001

  • 50 - THE REAL GAME

    Nov 27, 2005 at 12:38 am

    STOP POSING AS ME YOU STUPID CYBER NERDS.
    [Deleted on account of pottymouth is boring. Comments Editor.]
    THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THIS POSER.

  • 51 - THE GAME SUCKS

    Nov 27, 2005 at 12:49 am

    CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE [Deleted].APEARENTLY THOSE BULLETS TOOK YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR WITH YOUR RAPPING SKILLS. I ALSO CHANGED MY NAME HAPPY [Deleted]
    P.S.
    HATE IT OR LUV IT 50 CENT IS NUMBER 1.YOUR STILL NUMBER 100000000000000000

  • 52 - FAN NUMBER 1 OF MJ

    Nov 27, 2005 at 12:53 am

    WHATS THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MJ GAME 50 AND THE POSER ARE WANNABES OF MJ.I LUV MJ.


    [You know, Fan Number 1, as Comments Editor it never ceases to amaze me how many people there are with different names but the same IP address all commenting on the same thread right after each other. It happens a lot more than you'd think...]

  • 53 - THE "THE POSER"GAME

    Nov 27, 2005 at 12:57 am

    BITCH YOU ARE JUST ONE OF HIS STUPID HOES.MIKE JONES AINT GOT SHIT ON ME A REAL WANNABE COMPTON CITY G.

  • 54 - mike jones wife

    Dec 01, 2005 at 9:49 pm

    man fuck all yall hatas out thur hatin on mike jones yall just some losers any way and i bet you wouldn't say that bull shit to his face. yall need to be koo wit all dat. and yall just mad cause he made it to the top and yall losers still on da bottom like sponge bob and friends. u suckas and his lyrical flow is hella raw. im just like him cause i can't stand no hatas an hoes i can't stand them man! man mike jones if u read these man jus kno that im proud of u an i support u all the way baby.

  • 55 - Punk Rocker

    Dec 01, 2005 at 11:14 pm

    Man fuckin mike jones suck [Deleted in line with BC Comments Policy. Comments Editor.]
    I hate fuckin gangsters you guys think your so fuckin tough well guess what your all just a bunch of [Deleted] SUCK IT DRY

  • 56 - GreenDay Girl

    Dec 01, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    im with punk rocker.GANGSTERS ARE [Deleted]!!

  • 57 - no phone #

    Dec 02, 2005 at 11:37 pm

    This aint no playa hater [Deleted]
    [Deleted] y'all
    [Deleted] I will cus fo mj
    dosent matta wat day

  • 58 - neak

    Dec 07, 2005 at 9:37 am

    hit me at [Deleted] ... mike jones call me so we can talk about these people that haten on u

  • 59 - YOUGOT..

    Dec 07, 2005 at 4:26 pm

    Mikes Jones raps for the people with...I just saw a bird on a tree branch. Oh yeah, where was I?

  • 60 - James

    Dec 14, 2005 at 6:41 pm

    hi, rap sucks.... end of story... Yo guys, I'm a hater, bust a cap in my ass, shoot me in the face with a gat... I dont care, I just want to say that Mike Jones is gay. There is probably only about 2 good rap artists, rap groups, what ever and one of those is Three 6 Mafia... I dont care what you guys say about me being a hater, and blowing my ass away, bustin a cap, to be quite honest, I dont wanna "fuck" with Mike Jones, but I do want all of you people to get a grip and realize hes not interested in talkin to you. He probably did change his number, and he probably did it for a good reason, the good reason, being you guys. Well, I dont want my ass busted by a cap, and I think it would be great if you all overreacted when someone stated there opinion about Mike Jones being gay. I dont know if Mike Jones is gay, but I know that he is a waste of music, although, hes not really music, no talent.

  • 61 - You people are retarded

    Dec 17, 2005 at 1:24 am

    Y0 I know where mike jones got his mad phat inspiration yo drizzle dizawgs! Go to the link as a reference. It was when he was playing Donatello in the ninja turtles movie and Vanilla Ice was rapping "go ninja go ninja go!"

    Oh and by the way, Rap isnt real music, its bad poetry, set to a bad beat. Want real music? Go listen to Queen, or Guns N' Roses, or Led Zeppelin, or Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, or you know what? Any band without black people, I would say except Hendrix, but hes hardly black, he has white fingers, and clearly is more white than black, like this kid james I know. Bob marley sucks. James was raised by white people, I have a notion to believe so was Hendrix, if not white parents, white people drugs, which soon became black people drugs. So in conclusion Mike Jones sucks. "mike jones mike jones.....mike jones, they didnt want me, but now they cant have me, and still dont want me"

  • 62 - The guy above

    Dec 17, 2005 at 1:27 am

    Oh and I forgot, since you people call people so much, call me at 666-rapisgay.
    If it isnt Ice Ice baby, or Go ninja go, or anything by Vanilla Ice, its immoral stupid, retarded, "ignant", mindless, idiotic, babble.

  • 63 - A Tru G

    Dec 21, 2005 at 7:07 pm

    MAAAN FU¢K MIKE JONES! WID HIS LAME ASS KINDERGARTEN RHYMEZ...AND WHO DA FU¢K SAY HE SEXY?? GET OFF HIS DI¢K ßITCHES! AND YES I WOULD SAY IT TO THA NICCA FACE, I ALREADY CUSS CHINGY FAGGOT ASS OFF IN HIS FACE!!

  • 64 - dike jones crap Chamillitary Maine

    Dec 21, 2005 at 7:24 pm

    ghost rida Dike jones is not a real artist hes a toddler wit a paint brush chamillitary maine

  • 65 - Mikes kickit gurl

    Dec 22, 2005 at 10:45 pm

    Yeah im reppin da H-town but keppin it real in C-town.....yeah mike jones is ma nigga he ma big teddie bear ..... Now "flossin" thats ma jam it use to be "Back then" but tha white pplz discovered it an yeah ruined it fo all of us.LoL

  • 66 - dyke jones

    Dec 23, 2005 at 11:14 pm

    I do believe you uneducated home fries need to go back to school and learn to spell, because what ya'll call spelling is a heart attack. Especially whoever post number 5 was. Dizzy shizzy

    I'm rich BIATCH! *honk* thank you!

  • 67 - Phillip

    Dec 26, 2005 at 12:41 am

    ayo i reading dis gay shit and i'm hearing dat he changed his phone cuz ppl be bothering his azz wtf is dat then y is he saying his DAM PHONE NUMBER on his songs dam ya just wack liking da jones but he will get old as well as he did to me mtf got on my fucin nervous since i been hearing his songs fo ova 2 years or 3 but really i listened to them cuz chamillioniare was on it but i always thought chamillioniare was dope and mike jones is a lil bitch and lets review WHO? DIKE JONES SHEAAAAAA BITCHES AND DIKE JONES FUC UR COACH NIGGA!

  • 68 - DAniel- chamillionaire bitches da shit rite thurr

    Dec 26, 2005 at 12:50 am

    ayo haha dis shit is funny if yea should know where mike jones got his shit of who? mike jones well its a pretty wack story he got it from when ppl would supposly ask his azz watz ur name and he would be mike jones and then would be who then his grama told him that he should use dat as a song and all dis shit how wack agrama made dat up well da fuc hes grama should of just took ova fo him SHIT make u own shit nigga WHO? DIKE JONES and srry to say but one of these days when dat nigga be gettin his azz beat to bad he won't have his phone to call up his hombois so my advice to u DIKE JONES to get dat shit on and stop putting it on da answering machine u wackazz bitch

  • 69 - DAiel once agian and gotz something to say

    Dec 26, 2005 at 1:04 am

    all yo mtfs hating on rap r wack ass trash and y da fuc r u guys on a rap site i guess all dat gay music ya listen to gotz ur brain screamin fo doin some dum shit sayin rap is gay plz bitch look at those gay azz bands i wouldn't mind caping them mtfs out shit and all ya sayin dat say it to mike jones face all dat truth i would say it just get da nigga ova here i be waithing no problem yo da fuc wit him and his coach mtfsssssssssssssssssssssssss CHAMILLIONAIRE FO LYFE AND DATZ FINAL!!!!!!!

  • 70 - AlexXx

    Dec 26, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    Mike jones is wack 2 me, same with slim thug! Chamillionaire is the shit! Damn right I'm gunna turn it up! Paul wall is dope as hell 4 beein white. Chingo bling now that's my mexican boii! Dude is funny as hell! Chamillionaire,chingo bling, and pual wall, thas wus up!

  • 71 - tevin

    Jan 04, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    men y'all bitches dont now wat y'all talking abot but mike jones is the pimpest so shut the fuck up because one day he mit let me sing with him so fuck y'all hatters

  • 72 - a.k.a Dade Angel b.ka Mrs.Cooper c.b.c Mrs. 2pac

    Jan 04, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    to all da ppl who dnt like mike jones wat yall doin on here stop hatin

  • 73 - lil white man

    Jan 08, 2006 at 3:12 am

    Yall need to quit hatin on everybody we all know they are the best but 50 cent and the game are still number ONE!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 74 - Sara

    Jan 08, 2006 at 9:36 am

    Who is Mike Jones ?

    Im confused..

    Sara

  • 75 - king koopa

    Jan 30, 2006 at 10:41 am

    what it dew dike jones is a fake ass boy he saya his name to much and i will freestyle and kill him with his own style

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