Dasun Allah was charged with criminal mischief for the desecration a "Kingdom Hall", a Jehovah's Witness church.
C'mon duke.......
I feel your pain, but throwing a burner on the side of the K.H.? Shouldn't dude be in a marketing meeting or something? Don't hate on the JWs and their "translated" Bible, update the "Hip-Hop Bible"!
Yo D, you should do a story on emcees with JW background. Holla at me and let's make it happen. I can think of quite a few rappers off the top of my head. Ja Rule (Ja Hova?) Xzibit (X-communicated), Lord Jamar from Brand Nubians, and I believe the late great Frank White grew up going to the Kingdom Hall. That's right, I think Biggie was baptized baby, baby!
Ahhh, if only we all grew up in the same congregation, we could have formed a super group, called The D.A.s (The Disfellowshipped Apostates....very bad JW inside joke)
I feel sorry for the next elderly sister who knocks on his door on a Saturday morning. Might end up like that scene in "Friday". "C'mon sister, lets go!"
Ladies, the next time a JW knocks on your door, answer it naked while blasting "Naked" by Marques Houston! Trust me, the guys really like it when that happens, (happend to me twice)and the women will be soo shocked they will do a mad dash off your porch and may never come back. I stress the word may.
OK, that's it. I don't want to hear anymore bad talk about the Witnesses. Go pick on a Scientologist for a while now.
Now what's this I hear about Ron Isley facing jail time? Not Mr. Biggs! At least Kells will have a friend in the yard if they both get time.
I'm out.
Article comments
1 - dasun immanuel
Boom wa dis? A who trample on the troll bridge?
A Billy Goat Gruff?
Didn't your mother teach ya not to call the boogieman's name because HIM might appear...
We had a clik in de hall. JWDL could've been defense league or down low, but that was before the gay mafia fucked up that terminology.
And me and Lord Jamar have talked about that JW schtuff.
The little Chicken Noodle Soup with a soda on the side negus was in the hall...
And for your information. I've been counting coup on scientologists and mormons for years.
[cobo bobo]