Def Jam probably didn't give her weave insurance.
Foxy Brown, the legendary rapper who was known for essentially describing the average date with R. Kelly, has left Def Jam Records for Koch Records.
I note, and jest, that this is the home of Boyz II Men, who largely appear to be concerting in Japan.
Brown, 27 and born in Brooklyn, was recently robbed on orders from an ex who she ejected from her life after she allegedly found out he was a pimp. After the charges were dropped on one of the individuals who assaulted her, Brown found herself once again in the throws of police when she assaulted her next door neighbor with her Blackberry.
Perhaps she couldn't use her weave at the time.
Things couldn't be worse in the land of female rappers. Remy Ma (real name Remy Smith) was recently given a Happy Meal of charges. Those included in the meal are one charge attempted murder, one for assault, and a small side order of weapons possession.
To their credit, it is possible that Brown and Ma are following in the footsteps of rapper Kimberly Denise Jones (Lil' Kim) who recently was released from jail after being convicted of perjury. She is currently in the process of completing a second season of Countdown To Lockdown, which will showcase her release from prison. The rapper also is working on another album.
Foxy Brown's latest court date will be September 26.