And then, as if that weren’t enough, I could — having by this point scared off the passenger in the aisle seat — have gained access to the seat next to Byrne and moved on to “Cities” from Talking Heads 1979 album Fear of Music. Thereupon I’d be regaling the taciturn head with — well, his own — absurd and deadpan wit mostly in the form of hilarious one-liners, couplets, and quatrains that can be split up periodically as unwanted one-sided nattering as the narrator in the song attempts to “Find a city / Find myself a city to live in”:
- Look over there!... A dry ice factory A good place to get some thinking done
- Down El Paso way things get pretty spread out People got no idea where in the world they are They go up north and come back south Still got no idea where in the world they are.
- Did I forget to mention, to mention Memphis Home of Elvis and the ancient Greeks








Article comments
1 - Glen Boyd
I've never met Elvis the C or Byrne, but I did meet Tom Waits once backstage during the "Small Change" tour (tickets were $2.98), and he was indeed very gracious.
I went with a friend who was a big Waits fan. "It's an honor to meet you, sir," My friend gushed as he shook Waits hand. Waits replied, "Sir, the honor is all mine."
Great stuff as always Gordon.
-Glen
2 - Gordon Hauptfleisch
Thanks, Glen. I remember cutting my own time short with Waits, though I probably could've gone on talking, just because I didn't want to chance an awkward silence or becoming one of those fawning hangers-on. Just getting my own version of "Sir, the honor is all mine" was enough.