"Good day, we're here today to talk about Elvis's descent from the throne."
"No way, man, he just went home, eh"
"Get out, his daughter just married that guy who looks like him."
"Anyways, this is the 25th anniversary of him going to another plane of existence, or at least Collingwood."
"Viva the King."
"Hey, you think if he stuck to doughnuts, instead of the fried bacon-peanutbutter-banana sandwich we've got here on the stove, he would've lived longer?"
"All I know, is if he'd met up with Hunter S. Thompson instead of Richard M. Nixon, the States would be a different place today."
"I'm leaving the building, hoser"
"No way, I left it first, hosehead."
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