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Puff. P. Diddy. Puff Daddy. Puffy.
Diddy.
No it's not your baby son drooling over himself trying to talk. It's the replicator (not originator) formerly known as Sean Paul Combs gathering headlines. (NOTE: Diddy, you must be taking the P was the best headline I saw.)
In an incredible artistic departure that can only be compared to David Bowie's doppleganger Ziggy Stardust zietgest, P. has settled on Diddy.
But you can call him ... well ... .... It puts to my mind a little Cedric The Entertainer piece: I met this dude the other day, player, a brother named Darrell. He gonna to tell me everybody call him delicious. He's saying, you can just call me Delicious. I'm a grown-ass man dog. I ain't gonna call no other dude, Delicious. What if that nigga way down the street or something? Hey Delicious. Yo D. ... Somebody. Help me say it ain't so."
Man, at least Prince changed his name to something you know, different. A true weirdo move. At least Russell T. Jones aka Ole Dirty Bastard aka Dirt McGirt aka Osirus aka Dirt Dogg aka Big Baby Jesus aka Unique Ason had some humor.
But we've got "I've never seen a picture of you smiling sincerely" P. Diddy putting on the idiot moves. Author P. "Diddy" James prepared to file a lawsuit, claiming Diddy was hurting book sales.
How about?:
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be singin'
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
We walked on (walked on) To my door (my door)
We walked on to my door, then we kissed a little more.
No. how about:
Los Scandalous, Killafornia: where I'm from
Dum diddy dum, diddy diddy dum dum
I'm workin' on your ass
Now you know where I'm from
Dum diddy dum, diddy diddy dum dum
Meanwhile Tupac, rather Makaveli, was not available for comment, but released this statement. ... It's not about East or West. It's about niggas and bitches, power and money, riddas and punks. Which side are you on?
Article comments
1 - Capn Ken
Diddy do it? Dewey care?
2 - Jones Violet
ha ha ha!
what the hell is a diddy anyway? ditty? diddy?
3 - Sterfish
I bet that within three years (if Diddley...I mean Diddy is still popular), he will change his moniker yet again. He might just say "I'm feeling old school...call me Puffy again. Please."
4 - Paul Roy
How anybody gives a shit about this no talent lottery-in-life-winner is beyond me!
5 - Jones Violet
Diddley...Oh that is just too funny, Sterfish!
6 - Baronius
See, he always strikes the "tough guy" pose, but I have another theory. Anyone who is that small and had the nickname "Puffy" was probably the neighborhood nerd. He didn't carry a gun because he was a player; he carried it because he got tired of all the big kids beating him up.