The back cover to the Cramps' newest foray into psychobilly dementia, Fiends of Dope Island (Vengeance), tells the tale. Our heroes are posing and glowering menacingly at the viewer, all blackened eyes and bad-ass retro costumes, gold drapery behind 'em like something out of David Lynch's lavatory. It's the same background the group used for 1986's A Date With Elvis, which makes perfect sense since it's pretty much the same album, anyway.
Hell, the Cramps have been reworking the same record ever since their first long-player, Songs The Lord Taught Us, debuted in 1980. Those of us who love the band's brand of psychotronic psilliness won't complain: it'd be like beefing because Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead all have the same basic plot. "So what?" the answer goes, "it's what I wanna see/hear!"
Cramps fans know what to expect by now: revamped Link Wray instrumentals and record junkie obscurities, Ivy Rorscach's ear-scraping gee-tar fuzztones, Lux Interior's inbred tone-free Saturday afternoon horrorshow vocals (he growls as much as he sings), lyrics emanating from some late-nite drive-in speaker of your mind, echo chamber production. It's all part of the show, and if some of these elements have since been overplayed by scores of wannabe Rob Zombies, the Cramps arrived there first - and they did it with purer elements: deranged rockabilly (Jerry Reed's "Oowee Baby" gets the patented Cramps treatment here) and Pebbly garage punk ("Hang Up"), all-but-forgotten crudities closer to the roots of real rock out-there-ness than any punk or metal band could've imagined.
"I want to stay out of trouble, but trouble is too much fun," Lux snarls on "Dopefiend Boogie," mere moments before he denies contemplating stealing your stereo. Elsewhere, he's calling on "Dr. Fucker M.D." (helpfully parenthesized, "Medical Deviant," in tribute to a cheesy Italian cannibal flick) for two weeks worth of pills, hiccoughing psychotically and announcing that he's "Elvis Fucking Christ," dedicating a crude electric blues cut to John Agar, and admiring some sweetie out of a Russ Meyer exploit-flick by proclaiming that "She's Got Balls." All the while Poison Ivy keeps on strummin' them junk guitar riffs, proffering feedback and engaging in the best sustained psychedelic freak-out ("Wrong Way Ticket") since her advantageously inept work on the band's premiere single, "Surfing Bird."
Article comments
1 - MT
These guys are one of the unsung heroes of the music business. If you've never listened to these guys, give it a try.
2 - Eric Olsen
I've always loved the Cramps, although as you mention, they haven't varied much over the years, but neither have AC/DC, no wait I meant the Buzzcocks. Anyway, what else are they going to do until Elvira retires?
3 - Amber
Yeah these guys are playing out again. How old are they now?? Haha I wanna see some old guy spandex action.