"Ballroom Blitz" - Rock's One Perfect Single

After five decades of rock music - some forgotten vinyl 45s now gathering dust on the shelves of smalltown radio stations - there's one unanswered question. What was the perfect single?

For years I've thought I've known the answer. I remember hearing it in my older brother's Mustang, on the only cool FM station in the entire state, giving it a teenaged glow that's never been matched.

"Ballroom Blitz."

We were all lost in the 1970s, and Sweet typified the dilemma - pressured by the last gasps of mainstream pop, and determined to hit their fans with something harder. They burst out with a career-topping fireball in 1973, a song that launches with an extended drum riff of rock urgency. Or is that mock urgency? Over the rhythm, vocalist Brian Connolly casually checks in on the band with glam British coolness.

"You ready, Steve?"
"Uh-huh."
"Andy?"
"Yeah."
"Mick?"
"Okay..."

After a full 20 seconds of build-up, Connolly lunges into the song with a histronic yowl
echoing those rock-friendly words — "Let's go!" The drums never let up, now matched with an ominous bass and guitar pulsating with low-high oscillations. Electric slicing sounds rip through the Fender, a five-note cycle that taunts the bass with
a deliberate rhythm on the offbeat.

It's a perfect song, with totems of excitement scattered throughout from the very first sound, a cymbal, signaling the fireworks to come. The lyrics scamper quickly through rhyming action words — "lightning," "fighting" — but what else would you expect in a blitz? Each line adds a new element to the frenzy, like "the man at the back said everyone attack," all explaining the strange and vaguely sexual mood created by "living with the things you do to me." And since the entire song is describing a dream, it doesn't have to make sense.

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  • 1 - ley

    Feb 11, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    AC/DC did not cover ballroom blitz .

  • 2 - Lou Cabron

    Feb 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    It turns up on the web a lot as an AC/DC song -- mainly because people thing the two bands sound alike. Making things even more confusing, Sweet even had a song called AC/DC ("She's got some other women as well as me.")



  • 3 - Brian aka Guppusmaximus

    Feb 12, 2007 at 8:40 am

    Dude, 'You'(in general)have got to be on glue to think Sweet sounds anything like AC/DC. Plus, Desolation Boulevard was a far better album than that poor attempt at picking up Bon Scott's ashes (Back in Black)

    Honestly,I would say that Sweet sounded more like Queen and were probably the only band to come close to recreating their sound with the song "Love is like Oxygen".

  • 4 - john q

    Feb 12, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Nah, Highway To Hell is the perfect rock song so it has to be the perfect single by definition.

  • 5 - Christopher Rose

    Feb 12, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Sweet were nothing but a bit of pop rock fluff that were never taken seriously by any genuine rock fan. AC/DC, on the other hand, were taken seriously but in fact were really little better than Sweet.

    If you want to talk about mainstream rock, surely nobody can even get close to matching the late 60s/early 70s Rolling Stones?

  • 6 - goldengreat

    Mar 30, 2007 at 1:34 am

    I would think I have a broad musical taste. I did even play in bands, and still compose. I have avoided collecting Rolling Stones and U2 though, as I feel most of their music to be like "fillers". Just my opinion ...

    :-)

  • 7 - Roarie

    Jul 10, 2007 at 11:33 am

    OK, look. Sweet does not sound like AC/DC. That's obvious to anyone with ears. The guy that said people think the two bands sound the same is wrong. The reason the song comes up as by AC/DC is because people think the cover by The Damned is by AC/DC. It's not the version by Sweet that they think is AC/DC, it's the version by the Damned, which while still incorrect, if you listen to it it's at least a more understandable mistake than thinking the Sweet version is AC/DC.

    And this is definitely not the perfect single but let's not even go there.

  • 8 - Jazzman

    Aug 07, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Could be because Krokus toured with AC/DC, and did a cover of ballroom blitz.

    Interesting that even on Limewire, there are ballroom blitz covers that come up as AC/DC, although they seem to be by Surf Punks. Great drumming.

    I don't think it makes sense to talk about the perfect single. It all adds to what came before. Be a sad day if we ever found the perfect single. I'd have to start arguing that there's been nothing new since Chuck Berry.

  • 9 - Mr.Happy

    Mar 13, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Sweet rocks!!!!!!

  • 10 - Mr.Happy

    Mar 13, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    But Queen is the altime best band...no one can top them!!!!!!!!!

  • 11 - Moe Zilla

    Mar 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    I've always loved Sweet. The band's whole history was striving for that perfect rock sound.

    Here's an article I wrote about Sweet.

  • 12 - alea

    May 23, 2008 at 9:46 am

    awesome the best song everv i love u andy!!!!!

  • 13 - alex knezvic

    May 23, 2008 at 9:49 am

    i love the song i listn to it every day even nick tremaglio isn't cooler than this song i love u andy!!!

  • 14 - DIGOUT

    Jul 30, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    It was might commonly that
    AC/DC done a video
    for this as well. check it out.

  • 15 - hey...

    Dec 17, 2008 at 4:36 am

    who has done the latest cover of this song?

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