Oh, the humanity - now Black Friday takes on a new meaning in the wake of senseless tragedy and violence.
In a startling turn of events this past Friday all of the members of the sexually ambiguous teen vocal group B5 and marginally pornographic boy-toy rap ensemble Pretty Ricky were violently assaulted along with many of their fans in a bizarre consumer riot at a gigantic outlet mall in San Marcos, Texas.…







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— go to most recent comments26 - a.k.a Dade Angel b.ka Mrs.Cooper c.b.c Mrs. 2pac
lol NMB girl u crazy but rite
(¯`·.¸¸.¤*¨¨305 till i die¨*¤.¸¸.·´¯)
(¯`·.¸¸.¤*¨¨305 in dis thang¨*¤.¸¸.·´¯)
27 - pleasure
Kristyn baps dont claim me i aint yo property im shaniqua future husband i promised her
28 - Spectacular
I hate that please dont do that we aint nobody property so nobody should claim us unless its our girlfriends or our lil sister
29 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
to carnellzgurl b5 boys are cute but they aint got nothin on my brotherz ok chick get ur mind right
30 - Baby blue
woman dont be claimin me you didnt buy me from no damn thrift store
31 - Shaniqua
wat ^
32 - Spectacular Wifey aka NI-NI
well spectacular i guess ill be claimin you bcuz im your 1 n only girl.
But besides the point how are you doin?
Hi lil sis' and the rest of the PR brothers
33 - Slick'Em
look kristyn i know you a fan in all but we hate when yall be claimin us as yall property we aint some body you can just buy off the internet ok kristyn
34 - Shaniqua
Yes u "BAG BACK MA" im his future wifey and my cousin is Spectacular future wifey,so is there anything else i can help u figure out??!!....
Hi Plesaure,Slick,Baby B.,Speatacular and sis.
Wat youll ^ 2 ??
I love u Pleasure and miss u!!!!
35 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
Go Slick go,do u want us 2 tell her 4 u cuz i dont think she understanding!!!
36 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
Express how youll feel,let em know but dont get overwork cuz me and Ni-Ni can take over when youll get tired!!!!...... :)(:
37 - Spectacular
wazzup NI-Ni
38 - Ni-Ni and Shaniqua
Spectac call me!!!
[Deleted. Come on, you know better than that. Comments Editor]
Bye baby i luv u (Shaniqua)(sexy chocolate a**) :)
Luv yall,bye!!!....
39 - Ni-Ni
Hi
40 - Slick'Em
yea tell her for me
41 - Shaniqua
Where my boo Pleasure?
42 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
Listen chickenhead my brother dont want yo dirty a** so b easy ma as u can read who dey claimin.
U need 2 stop ridin and stick wit b5 cuz u not onPR level!!!
No hard feelings!!! LOL
43 - pleasure
yo dave man dat shit aint funny now what if you had just posted this and one of our fans was the first person to come to this site and saw this dont you think thier reaction would be to have a nervous brake down and then when the found out it was a joke they would be ready to kill you
44 - a.k.a Dade Angel b.ka Mrs.Cooper c.b.c Mrs. 2pac
hey Shaniqua..yall b all over the place
45 - Shaniqua
Exactly,hi baby how u doin!!
Its not funny and who eva think it is then something wrong wit that picture!!
46 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
marcus wasnt hired hes their blood brother he has his momas last name that she had before she got married stupid stupid stupid dave why dont you go to pretty ricky fan site and look it up idiot
47 - Shaniqua adn Ni-Ni
no not all over just where PR is or included!
48 - Shaniqua
Exactly so fall back DAVE!!!
H lil sis?
49 - pleasure
yea we pretty much be on er site
50 - pleasure
Teeq said wazzup
51 - Ni-Ni
well then i guess we b on every site,where Speatac
52 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
nothin chillin,u?
53 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
come to the pretty ricky site but first look on the b5 site i had to put som lil gurls in their place last night and they aint wrote nothin back since
54 - Spectacular, & Mis-Teeq ,& Pleasure,& Babyblue
exactly
55 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
I know we read it,peace!!
56 - a.k.a Dade Angel b.ka Mrs.Cooper c.b.c Mrs. 2pac
hey teeq n i feel yall yall gotta set dese haters st8
57 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
oops we forgot slicks name he said exactly too
58 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
Yes they do 4 we do it and it wont b nice!!
59 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
Bye,we b back later so Pleasure and Spectatcular b on later so we can have some 1 on 1!!
Much luv lil sis!!!Bye da rest of PR. :)
60 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
WERE ARE YOU AND NI-NI GOIN NIQUA
61 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
2 da movies 2 watch In da Mix but well b back later so be here or well b mad!!!LOL
62 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
MAN IM GONE BE BORED WHILE YALL GONE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO ME WHEN THEY AINT ON THE COMPUTER
THEY TAG TEAM ME 2 TEAMS OF 19 AND 20 YEAR OLDS AGIANST ONE 13 YEAR OLD
63 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
that abuse iknow they just be playin but ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE HELP ABUSE ESPECIALLY BLUE HE BE HITTIN ME HARD FOR ALL THE TIMES I CALLED HIM FAT WAAAAAA
64 - a.k.a Dade Angel b.ka Mrs.Cooper c.b.c Mrs. 2pac
is he hitting u now cuz u jus called him fat
65 - Ni-Ni
So tell them to stop, or hit them back but not in their sexy face cuz
66 - Shaniqua and Ni-Ni
no direspect dade but i think she was talkin 2 us!!!!!!!
67 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
YES I TOLD THEM TO STOP AND I HIT THEM ALL BACK BUT THEY WONT STOP
68 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
OUCH NINI YO BOYFRIEND JUST PUSHED ME DOWN
69 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
Matthew who you callin a tenniebot you small weeniebot
70 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
SPECTAC BABYGIRL YOU ON HERE
71 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
HELLO
72 - spectac baby girl
yes
73 - spectac baby girl
yo im done where you at and my i ask who is spectac girl
74 - MIS-TEEQ AKA CRAZY
aint that crazy
75 - spectac baby girl
yo im going back